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Bob Hope Funny Christmas Quotes & Sayings
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My idea of Christmas, whether old-fashioned or modern, is very simple: loving others. Come to think of it, why do we have to wait for Christmas to do that?
Bob Hope
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Christmas is a time when you get homesick...even when you're home.
Carol Nelson
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I hope you like the gift I took partial credit for.
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Dear Santa, ( ) I've been good all year. ( ) Ok most of the time. ( ) Once in a while. (X) fu.. it. I'll buy my own shit.
Unknown
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I once bought my kids a set of batteries for Christmas with a note on it saying, toys not included.
Bernard Manning
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I wanted to send you something AMAZING for Christmas but the mailman told me to get out of the mailbox...
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Anyone who believes that men are the equal of women has never seen a man trying to wrap a Christmas present.
Unknown
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When you stop believing in Santa Claus is when you start getting clothes for Christmas!
Hussein Nishah
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Christmas is the season when you buy this year's gifts with next year's money.
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Let's hope the kids are stupid enough to believe Santa bought them this year's budget-conscious, crappy gifts.
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Roses are reddish, Violets are bluish, If it werent for Christmas, Wed all be Jewish.
Benny Hill
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This Christmas I've decided to put a mistletoe in my back pocket....so all the people I dont like can kiss my ass.
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Dear Santa, what I want for Christmas is... your list with names of naughty girls.
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The main reason Santa is so jolly is because he knows where all the bad girls live.
George Carlin
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Santa Claus has the right idea. Visit people once a year.
Victor Borge
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I never believed in Santa Claus because I knew no white dude would come into my neighborhood after dark.
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What I don't like about office Christmas parties is looking for a job the next day.
Phyllis Diller
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The Christmas message is that there is hope for a ruined humanity--hope of pardon, hope of peace with God, hope of glory--because at the Father's will Jesus became poor, and was born in a stable so that thirty years later He might hang on a cross.
JI Packer
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I know its not Christmas, but Santa's lap is always ready.
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This year, I'm going to buy all of my Christmas gifts from Nike...Made for kids by kids.
Unknown
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