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Borrow Money Funny Quotes & Sayings
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A poet ought not to pick nature's pocket. Let him borrow, and so borrow as to repay by the very act of borrowing. Examine nature accurately, but write from recollection, and trust more to the imagination than the memory.
Samuel Taylor Coleridge
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I got three rules when I hustle and aint none of em funny, its like get your money...get your money....and oh ya get your money.
Mac Dre
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If you can get some of the devil's money to use for the Lord's work, if you have to borrow it, it is all right and carry on the work.
John Harvey Kellogg
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I didn't need to borrow money from the record company, because if I had my own publishing company, and I had my own writers, I'd have enough to get and do whatever I wanted to do.
Solomon Burke
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Borrow your wife's pink slippers just to go check the mail and everybody in the whole damn community will stop by to chat. True story. FML.
Donny Norris
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Life's golden age is when the kids are too old to need baby-sitters and too young to borrow the family car.
Unknown
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Can I borrow your face for Halloween?
Unknown
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My luck at the gambling table was varied; sometimes I was fifty to a hundred dollars ahead, and at other times I had to borrow money from my fellow workmen to settle my room rent and pay for my meals.
James Weldon Johnson
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Payday is only the illusion of having money for a couple of hours. Then it's payday for everyone I owe money to.
Nishan Panwar
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She aint gettin shyt from me unless she talkin brick money, (yay yea) I need that Will Smith money, That K.Smith betterman fresh prince money aint shyt funny and youngin do songs with Ray so make way for that Lil Kim money.
Yung Berg
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Last week at lunch Riley says to a classmate 'Can a ni... borrow a french fry?' And my first thought wasn't 'Oh my God he said the N-word.' It was how's a ni... gonna borrow a fry? ni... is you gonna give it back? -Mr. Peto
Boondocks
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Compatible: Your money fits in the salesperson's wallet.
Rod Carty
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If you want to know what God thinks of money, just look at the people he gave it to.
Dorothy Parker
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Money is better than poverty, if only for financial reasons.
Woody Allen
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The trick is to stop thinking of it as 'your' money.
IRS Auditor
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Money isn't everything but it sure keeps you in touch with your children.
JPaul Getty
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I have enough money to last me the rest of my life, unless I buy something.
Jackie Mason
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Money couldn't buy you friends, but you get a better class of enemy.
Spike Milligan
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Good Friend; Will lend you money and not expect you to pay them back. Best Friend; Will lend you money and then charge interest.
Unknown
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The safe way to double your money is to fold it over once and put it in your pocket.
Frank McKinney Hubbard
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