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It is day after day in this institution, borrow money, run up the debt, run up the deficits and then with a straight face say, we are going to repeal a tax that affects 1 percent of the American people, just 1 percent of the American people.
Richard Neal
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We all need money, but there are degrees of desperation.
Anthony Burgess
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A successful man is one who can earn more money than his wife can possibly spend. A successful woman is one who can find that man.
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The big difference between s.. for money and s.. for free is that s.. for money usually costs a lot less.
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I'm tired of hearing about money, money, money, money, money. I just want to play the game, drink Pepsi, wear Reebok.
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You spend your TIME to make a DIME. You lose your HEALTH to make your WEALTH, but at the end it is FUNNY because you leave all your MONEY behind.
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Do you want to make money from Facebook? It's easy. Just go to your Account Setting, Deactivate your account, and Go To Work!
Nishan Panwar
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A bank is a place that promises you to keep your money safe and then lends it to somebody else in order to make money for itself.
Vikrant Parsai
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They say money can't buy happiness but you can buy pizza, cake, candy and Netflix, so they're lying.
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I've been doing the Fonda workout: the Peter Fonda workout. That's where I wake up, take a hit of acid, smoke a joint, and run to my sister's house and ask her for money.
Kevin Meaney
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You know, it's funny... when you're making money, people don't think you're playing jazz. Now when you're not making money, people think that you're a good jazz musician.
Pete Fountain
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I got car money, fresh start money. I want Saudi money, I want art money.
Drake
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Look at all that money, the money is the motive. All that money the money she be folding. Girl put in work.
The Weeknd
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God gave me my money. I believe the power to make money is a gift from God . to be developed and used to the best of our ability for the good of mankind. Having been endowed with the gift I possess, I believe it is my duty to make money and still more money and to use the money I make for the good of my fellow man according to the dictates of my conscience.
John D Rockefeller
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Fathers should teach their sons how to earn money because mothers teach their daughters how to spend it.
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You spend your TIME to make a DIME. You lose your HEALTH to make your WEALTH, but at the end it is FUNNY because you leave all your MONEY behind.
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Being with you is like winning the lottery but with no money.
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Honesty is the best policy - when there is money in it.
Mark Twain
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I love to go to Washington - if only to be near my money.
Bob Hope
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Translation is at best an echo.
George Borrow
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