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When I was a kid I got busted for throwing a rock through a car window and egging a house on halloween.
Gavin DeGraw
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Somebody busted in my car window. Thank god they didn't take my servitude outline.
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For every ten jokes, thou hast got a hundred enemies
Laurence Sterne
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Dad made it to Gold Shield Detective, so he always busted Robin, my oldest brother, and me. Always got caught, whatever we were doing.
Kevin Eubanks
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I'm really busted up over this and I'm very, very sorry to those people in the audience, the blacks, the Hispanics, whites - everyone that was there that took the brunt of that anger and hate and rage and how it came through.
Michael Richards
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Yeah, I taught her bout some slaughter, had her cryin' about her father. Then I busted in her face while she told me it's an honor.
Mac Miller
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My father taught me to work; he did not teach me to love it. I never did like to work, and I don't deny it. I'd rather read, tell stories, crack jokes, talk, laugh - anything but work.
Abraham Lincoln
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I don't mind making jokes, but I don't want to look like one.
Marilyn Monroe
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I don't mind making jokes, but I don't want to look like one.
Marilyn Monroe
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Vagina jokes aren't funny. Period.
Unknown
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Our show was - it remained - you know, kids could watch it and laugh at it. And they wouldn't know - they wouldn't get the jokes. But they would laugh at it. So they tell me now they have grown up and they're watching it. Now they get the jokes. But we didn't say anything blatant.
Rue McClanahan
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I think of myself as a writer with a sense of humor rather than a comedy writer. Happy to tell a story with lots of jokes in it, I wouldn't know how to do jokes without the story.
Steven Moffat
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It's like someone jammed an electric light bulb in your face, and busted it. I thought half my head was blowed off...When he knocked me down I could have stayed there for three weeks.
James J Braddock
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Fighters today are much bigger, stronger and quicker and not only that but referees, judges and doctors back then were very strict and if your head got busted up the fight would be stopped.
Larry Holmes
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Slut jokes are just whor..able.
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Suckling frenzy at rubber breast. Beheaded busted a doll infect. Salty lotion, rubbed in open scratch. Removes hair and all self respect.
Angelspit
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As much as I long for a sort of security and consistency sometimes, I do enjoy sort of being busted around. I really don't know what's happening sometimes next week, let alone this year.
Matthew Macfadyen
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I never thought I could be so busted up about the loss of someone I never met. Sending love & light to everyone at Apple & the entire Jobs family. Today we lost a Giant who will be missed even by those who didn't know him.
Ashton Kutcher
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I know we're not saints or virgins or lunatics; we know all the lust and lavatory jokes, and most of the dirty people; we can catch buses and count our change and cross the roads and talk real sentences. But our innocence goes awfully deep, and our discreditable secret is that we don't know anything at all, and our horrid inner secret is that we don't care that we don't.
Dylan Thomas
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Being fat is nature's way of saying, You're so good, I think I'll make more of you!
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