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Carlin Retirement Quotes & Sayings
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My retirement plan is to find a shopping cart with good snow tires.
Patty Doyle
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Preparation for old age should begin not later than one's teens. A life which is empty of purpose until 65 will not suddenly become filled on retirement.
Dwight L Moody
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Preparation for old age should begin not later than one's teens. A life which is empty of purpose until 65 will not suddenly become filled on retirement.
Dwight L Moody
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Preparation for old age should begin not later than one's teens. A life which is empty of purpose until 65 will not suddenly become filled on retirement.
Dwight L Moody
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There is life after retirement, and it is BETTER.
Catherine Pulsifer
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The trouble with retirement is that you never get a day off.
Abe Lemons
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The trouble with retirement is that you never get a day off.
Abe Lemons
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Our government makes the simple promise of a secure retirement to every American who works for many years and contributes to our retirement benefit system.
Sue Kelly
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Right now, too many women who reach retirement age find themselves widowed or single, relying on their Social Security check for over half of their income.
Judy Biggert
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I was a stock broker once. I think there is an absolute place for market investments. But they should never be the basis of one's retirement. They should be an additional piece on top of a basic, secure, guaranteed retirement benefit.
Barbara Boxer
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The retirement system that is in place for members of Congress and other federal workers features what is known as the Federal Employment Retirement Plan.
Virgil Goode
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Never lose sight of this important truth, that no one can be truly great until he has gained a knowledge of himself, a knowledge which can only be acquired by occasional retirement.
Johann Georg Von Zimmermann
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Retirement at sixty-five is ridiculous. When I was sixty-five I still had pi.ples.
George F Burns
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Teacher's Retirement Motto: I Used to Teach. Now I Have No Class.
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Retirement at sixty-five is ridiculous. When I was sixty-five I still had pi.ples.
George F Burns
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I don't even think about a retirement program because I'm working for the Lord, for the Almighty. And even thought the Lord's pay isn't very high, his retirement program is, you might say, out of this world.
George Foreman
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Retirement requires the invention of a new hedonism, not a return to the hedonism of youth
Mason Cooley
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The most unfair thing about life is the way it ends. I mean, life is tough. It takes up a lot of your time. What do you get at the end of it? A Death! What's that, a bonus? I think the life cycle is all backwards. You should die first, get it out of the way. Then you live in an old age home. You get kicked out when you're too young, you get a gold watch, you go to work. You work forty years until you're young enough to enjoy your retirement. You do drugs, alcohol, you party, you get ready for high school. You go to grade school, you become a kid, you play, you have no responsibilities, you become a little baby, you go back into the womb, you spend your last nine months floating... ...and you finish off as an orgasm.
George Carlin
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Yes, I am thoroughly enjoying retirement! The best part is observing my neighbors drive off to work in the morning knowing that that their day will be filled with jerks, brainless and endless meetings, jerks, vendor lunches where you hold your breath just waiting for the sales pitch until you regurgitate your pasta, more jerks and the eventual company reorganization of the section that was just reorganized last month!
Bill Kalmar
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Always do whatever's next.
George Carlin
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