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Church Jokes Quotes & Sayings
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Forgive, O Lord, my little jokes on thee and I'll forgive thy great big one on me.
Robert Frost
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People make jokes about my bosoms, why don't they look underneath the breasts at the heart? It's obvious I've got big ones and if people want to assume they're not mine, then let them.
Dolly Parton
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For every ten jokes, thou hast got a hundred enemies
Laurence Sterne
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The Church knew what the psalmist knew: Music praises God. Music is well or better able to praise him than the building of the church and all its decoration; it is the Church's greatest ornament.
Igor Stravinsky
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The church is near but the road is icy, the bar is far away but I will walk carefully
Russian Proverb
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People don't come to church for preachments, of course, but to daydream about God.
Kurt Vonnegut Jr
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The Church recruited people who had been starched and ironed before they were washed.
John Wesley
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We follow the rules laid out in the Bible for running our church.
William Brewster
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I believe with all my heart that the Church of Jesus Christ should be a Church of blurred edges.
George Carey
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I would not believe in the Gospel if the authority of the Catholic Church did not move me to do so
Saint Augustine
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Church is great, but I found my church here. Hugh Hefner has been nothing but a gentleman.
Jessica Hahn
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Clearly the person who accepts the Church as an infallible guide will believe whatever the Church teaches.
Thomas Aquinas
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When I was growing up, I'd be in the choir. My mum was the organist in the church, so I'd sing in the church.
Enya
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I walked away from going to church when I was 8. I didn't set foot in another church until I was 28.
Billy Corgan
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The perfect church service,would be one we were almost unaware of. Our attention would have been on God.
CS Lewis
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Essentially, a church is a community that keeps alive the dangerous memories of its classics.
David Tracy
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The church lives on the fact that modern research about Jesus is not known amongst the public
Hans Konzelmann
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I like the silent church before the service begins, better than any preaching.
Ralph Waldo Emerson
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My grandparents knew it was important that I understood Christianity and the Bible. But they never took me to church; they sent me to church.
Lee Greenwood
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The Bible and the Church have been the greatest stumbling blocks in the way of women's emancipation
Elizabeth Cady Stanton
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