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Claus Von Stauff Quotes & Sayings
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One of the things I had a hard time getting used to when I came to California in '78 was Santa Claus in shorts.
Dennis Franz
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I think we have to believe in things we don't see. That's really important for all of us, whether it's your religion or Santa Claus, or whatever. That's pretty much what it's about.
James Caan
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Santa Claus has the right idea. Visit people only once a year.
Victor Borge
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Dear Santa Claus, How have you been? Did you have a nice summer? -Sally
Charlie Brown Christmas
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Santa Claus has the right idea. Only visit people once a year.
Victor Borge
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Once I played Santa Claus for my nieces and nephews. I did the whole 'HO-HO-HO' thing. It was good fun!
Hayden Christensen
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He looked like Bobby Brown in a goddamn Santa Claus suit.
Craig Jones
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I never believed in Santa Claus because I knew no white dude would come into my neighborhood after dark.
Dick Gregory
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I stopped believing in Santa Claus when I was six. Mother took me to see him in a department store and he asked for my autograph.
Shirley Temple
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In spring they lie flat at the first warmth, they ruin my summer and in autumn they smell of women.
Hugo Claus
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Now it's a Stoley. Gimme the watch! Looking like a Mississippi pi.p. bi... better have my sweet potatoes. Ho, ho, ho, motherfu..er!
Santa Claus
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They err who thinks Santa Claus comes down through the chimney; he really enters through the heart.
Mrs Paul M Ell
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The Bermuda Triangle got tired of warm weather. It moved to Alaska. Now Santa Claus is missing.
Steven Wright
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Ignorance is a luxury of life....Then you find out The Tooth fairy isn't real, or Santa Claus, or... Most of what we know...
Bobby Ray
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I would like to have you quote me, Erich von Stroheim, as having said on this day of this month of this year this one thing: you Americans are living on baby food.
Erich Von Stroheim
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Seeking to forget makes exile all the longer; the secret of redemption lies in remembrance.
Richard Von Weizsaecker Richard Von Weizsaecker
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Go now, verses, on your light feet, you have not trodden hard on the old earth where the graves laugh when they see their guests, the one corpse stacked on top of the other. Go now and stagger to her whom I do not know.
Hugo Claus
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No sane local official who has hung up an empty stocking over the municipal fireplace, is going to shoot Santa Claus just before a hard Christmas.
Alfred E Smith
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Brasky still believes in Santa Claus, and he wants to put him in po..o films.
Bill Brasky
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More than Santa Claus, your sister knows when you've been bad and good.
Unknown
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