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College Graduation Funny Quotes & Sayings
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I hope college women reject you less than college admissions officers.
Unknown
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MY GRADUATION SPEECH: 'I hate all you f*ckers, I'm out.'
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People will frighten you about a graduation....They use words you don't hear often... "And we wish you Godspeed." It is a warning, Godspeed. It means you are no longer welcome here at these prices.
Bill Cosby
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I hope college teaches you everything except how useless college is.
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Don't do drugs kids. There's a time and place for everything. It's called college.
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When you leave here, don't forget why you came. ( to college graduates)
Adlai E Stevenson
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When you leave here, don't forget why you came. ( to college graduates)
Adlai E Stevenson
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With Graduation now, comes a bigger challenge in life. May you face every challenge with your sincere efforts as you have always done before. Congratulations on Graduation. God bless you!
Unknown
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The fireworks begin today. Each diploma is a lighted match. Each one of you is a fuse.
Edward Koch
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Americans in particular are myopic. They're not traveling as much. When you were a college student, the next thing you would do on graduation was to take a year off and travel. That's what I did. I went to Indonesia.
Julie Taymor
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I hope you get a college roommate as uninterested in human interaction as you are.
Unknown
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At least you're as thin as the college rejection letters you're receiving.
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College is like a woman; You work so hard to get in and nine months later you wish you'd never come.
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I'd love to do all those things from my favorite college movies but it turns out they're felonies
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The graduation part of today doesn't really sink in until you lay down on your bed and realize, wow now I'm moving on with my life.
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The morning after my high-school graduation found me up early job hunting. The dream of college I put on the back burner.
Martha Reeves
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College students in a 8:00am class are probably the closest thing to zombies that the world will ever have.
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I should get a college art credit for the masterpieces I have drawn on my passed out roommates.
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You dreamt, you strived and you are there. Keep up the good work. Congratulations on your graduation. Well done.
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You can't look up to your future if you have not learnt anything from the past. Have a learned life. Happy Graduation.
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