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College Graduation Funny Quotes & Sayings
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I truly believe your associate's degree will help you get a better shitty job.
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I have never let my schooling interfere with my education. ...
Mark Twain
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School may be over but life's lessons are yet to be learnt. Keep an open heart and mind. Happy Graduation. Best of luck for the future.
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Students and invited speakers do not shed their constitutional rights when they step up to the graduation podium. Expressing faith in God does not disqualify a student from delivering a graduation message. Being designated as valedictorian or salutatorian is an honor, and students chosen for that honor should be free to share their gratitude to God with their fellow students and family members.
Mathew D Staver
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I WILL graduate high school. I WILL go to college. I WILL be successful. Guarantee that.
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I can't wait to graduate from high school so I can complain about college.
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Congratulations on finally wearing a tassel on something other than your nipples.
Unknown
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A Bachelors degree is the new high school diploma.
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The truth is, I don't really like to think about college. Cause that means high school's over. After graduation, everyone will probably go play basketball. Or sing or start record labels, -and I'll have to start all over. Alone. I'm sure I'll be fine. But like I said, I don't like to think about it.
Brooke Davis
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You are brilliant, able and ambitious. You shall always walk the glory road. Happy Graduation. I bless you with all that you need to earn many more achievements and feats in life ahead.
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Education is what remains when one has forgotten everything he learned in school.
Albert Einstein
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Not everyone is a graduate! You're already lucky, make the most out of it! All the best for a bright future ahead of you! May you emerge a winner in this rat race that life offers us! Happy Graduation!
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A graduation ceremony is an event where the commencement speaker tells thousands of students dressed in identical caps and gowns that 'individuality' is the key to success.
Robert Purvis
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Well done. On your graduation success, I wish to congratulate you. Also, I wish to thank every student whom you copied from, to score such great results. Lets also thank the universities for their careless examination and easy question papers. Well done once again.
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A graduation ceremony is an event where the commencement speaker tells thousands of students dressed in identical caps and gowns that 'individuality' is the key to success.
Robert Purvis
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Good luck finding shameful entry-level employment.
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Congratulations on four years of successfully pretending your safety school was your first choice.
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Today marks the last day it's remotely appropriate for us to nail high school girls
Unknown
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If opportunity doesn't knock, build a door.
Milton Berle
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Even though you're now highly educated, don't dismiss the advantage of dressing a little slutty for job interviews.
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