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Congrats On Being A New Mom Quotes & Sayings
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My mom never caught me masturbating, so this is the next best thing I guess. Everyone needs to humiliate themselves in front of their parents somehow.
Seth Rogen
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My mom took me to see Carnal Knowledge and The Wild Bunch and all these kind of movies when I was a kid.
Quentin Tarantino
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The awkward moment when your mom's doing the dishes, so you slowly put another one in and walk away fast.
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Some photographer lady took pictures of her mom in the hospital while she was dying and they are considered art. -Scottie King
The Descendants
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My mom just started crying about me going off to college next year, then made me cry, dont wanna grow up.
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The greatest thing she'd learned over the years is that there's no way to be a perfect mother, but a million ways to be a good one.
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Sitting in fondren watching my sorority sister be completely consumed with Teen Mom 2 because she is adderalled out!
Unknown
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I'd lose my mind if I heard my kid call the nanny Mommy.
Toni Braxton
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I wish my mother had left me something about how she felt growing up. I wish my grandmother had done the same. I wanted my girls to know me.
Carol Burnett
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My original inspiration was my mom: a few years after the death of my dad, she started dating one my teachers!
Meg Cabot
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Sorry mom. Another year older & you wonder if I'll ever settle down. Teenage years you got me condoms for birthdays. Here lies the problem.
Unknown
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Most people, if they recognize me, 'Stifler's mom' are the first two words out of their mouths. It's as if that was my name. So I feel like, strangely enough, I've become her.
Eddie Kaye Thomas
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That moment when someone hates on you. bi..., my mom thinks I'm amazing.
Unknown
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After your mom does the dishes and the silverware, I'd dry fu.. her till I nut in my underwear.
Insane Clown Posse
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Going to the supermarket with your mom & secretly putting a snack into the cart without her knowing.
Unknown
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My children, Michael and Alex, are with our Heavenly Father now, and I know that they will never be hurt again. As a mom, that means more than words could ever say.
Susan Smith
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Every man must define his identity against his mother. If he does not, he just falls back into her and is swallowed up.
Camille Paglia
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Since we no longer have to bleep cuss words, I promise I will get my mom to say, fu.. by the end of this movie.
Bam Margera
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just finished a great work out with my mom!! time for lunch. going to the apple pan. Yum!
Hanna Beth
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My mother told me Im not kind and Im a spoiled bratwell mom you are the one who raised meso whos fault is that?
Unknown
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