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Congrats On Pregnancy Quotes & Sayings
Showing search results for "Congrats On Pregnancy" sorted by relevance. 129 matching entries found.
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I still think Im fat. Right now Im worrying about how Im going to lose weight after the pregnancy. I feel like an elephant, but I do get the occasional s..y pregnant day where I think I look great.
Lily Allen
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Hollywood has completely changed in that regard and I think is nice that women aren't asked as much to choose between a career and a pregnancy.
Sarah Wayne Callies
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Contraceptives have a proven track record of enhancing the health of women and children, preventing unintended pregnancy, and reducing the need for abortion.
Louise Slaughter
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If men could get pregnant, abortion would be a sacrament.
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A pregnancy is a marvelous moment that I would love to repeat and repeat.
Paz Vega
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I don't even have a clue as to where to find a pregnancy test. I'm looking at all the aisles...they don't have one that says 'oops.'
Gabriel Iglesias
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I am not finding pregnancy much of a joy. I am afraid of childbirth, but I am afraid I can't find a way of avoiding it.
Brigitte Bardot
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Having a baby changes the way you view your in-laws, I love it when they come to visit now. They can hold the baby, and I can go out.
Matthew Broderick
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Best thing about being pregnant...People WANT you to nap and you don't feel guilty or lazy for doing so.
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After my pregnancy, I discovered I have an allergy to yeast. Problem is, all the food I love has yeast in it. So I have to relearn how to cook.
Tia Mowry
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Doc just asked a patient, "So besides being pregnant, do you have any other medical problems?" ...didn't realize pregnancy was a "problem."
Unknown
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I hate being a girl. Nearly all my friends are guys. I don't get along well with other woman. I have the worst periods and I'm not looking forward for pregnancy.
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I gained 60 pounds, and I'm proud of it. Why do I need to watch my weight when I'm pregnant? I could eat whatever the hell I want to eat.
Kate Hudson
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It is now quite lawful for a Catholic woman to avoid pregnancy by a resort to mathematics, though she is still forbidden to resort to physics or chemistry.
HL Mencken
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Well, you know, I was thinking I'd just nip it in the bud, before it gets worse, because they were talking about it in health class, how pregnancy, it can often lead to... an infant. -Juno
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It is now quite lawful for a Catholic woman to avoid pregnancy by a resort to mathematics, though she is still forbidden to resort to physics or chemistry.
H L Mencken
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I looked at a fetal development chart at the Operation Rescue Office in Dallas. I had a lot of emotions stirring up inside of me. That's when I decided that it was wrong in any stage of pregnancy.
Norma McCorvey
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We expect teachers to handle teenage pregnancy, substance abuse, and the failings of the family. Then we expect them to educate our children.
John Sculley
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Words of Wisdom: it's easier to change a condom than it is to change a diaper.
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One thing that happens when you're pregnant is that as your stomach starts to stretch. It itches! So I have to keep my belly really lubricated. Every morning, there's a buttering ceremony after I get out of the shower. It's really like basting a turkey with body butter.
Padma Lakshmi
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