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Cook Us In Our Own Fat Quotes & Sayings
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I loooove to cook especially for ppl I love. I enjoy watching them eat my food I can cook all day.
Amber Rose
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I don't know how to cook and there's so much work involved you have to buy the groceries and prepare them. I like it when people cook for me, or I'll just order some take-out.
Famke Janssen
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If you have a choice between ugly or fat; You can turn lights out on ugly, but you can always feel the fat in the dark.
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Running away doesn't help you with your problems, unless you're fat. Then yeah, run.
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Are you kidding? I'm a terrible cook, but John is a really great one. Literally, I never cook. The whole time we were dating, I prepared two officially romantic meals. Both of them were such disasters that he begs me never to go into the kitchen again.
Rebecca Romijn
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Being fat is nature's way of saying, You're so good, I think I'll make more of you!
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I never got how fat people could make fun of other people...for being fat.
Unknown
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I'd love to learn to cook. I think the ladies like a guy who can cook. Also, there are lots of available ladies at cooking classes. Can you tell I'm single?
Will Estes
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He asked why and I said, 'Because Gwyneth has a fat suit, my wife has a fat suit - I don't get a fat suit?' He looked at me and said, 'You mean you don't have one on?'
Joe Viterelli
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They say that a good cook can ignite sparks by the way he kisses. The way I see, just because a guy can turn on the stove doesn't necessarily make him a good cook.
Stefanie Powers
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There is one thing more exasperating than a wife who can cook and won't, and that's a wife who can't cook and will.
Robert Frost
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I love watching The Chew but all it makes me want to do is cook and eat, cook and eat, and so on...lol.
Lindsay Lohan
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The secret is to cook the aubergines the day before and let them dry of all the oil they drank in cooking. When you cook aubergine, they eat a lot of oil. It can be very heavy.
Nana Mouskouri
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You momma's so fat, when she walks, she shows up on the Rictor scale!
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Your momma is so fat when she stepped on a scale it said 1 person at a time please.
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Yo momma is so fat she sat on Walmart and lowered the prices.
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Yo mama is so fat, if she wore a GoodYear hat, she'd look like a blimp.
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What do you call a fat girl dancing in a club? Alone.
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Yo momma's so fat when she goes to a restaurant, she doesn't get a menu, she gets an estimate.
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Your momma is so fat, I take her panties and I use them as the main sail of my yacht.
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