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Crayon Eating Bastard Jokes L Quotes & Sayings
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Someday my eating habits will catch up to me and I'll need a crane to leave the house. That day is not today. *eats cookies *
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I was about five years old when I was eating soup in our kitchen, and as I was lifting the spoon towards my mouth, it bent and broke in half.
Uri Geller
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I have more healthy cravings than my normal eating habits, like I crave fruit and cold things like smoothies.
Kourtney Kardashian
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You see people who have been very heavy in their life who have taken that body, trimmed it down, firmed it up through discipline, exercise and being able to say no. Eating properly, that all comes into it.
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My mouth is my biggest source of pleasure: singing, conversing, eating, and giving kisses to the person who deserves them.
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Obviously, there has to be a profound change in direction. Otherwise, interest on the national debt will start eating up virtually every penny that we have.
Bobby Scott
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When I get tired, I start eating things that I wouldn't normally crave, like biscuits, because they'll give me a bit of energy to keep going.
Carol Vorderman
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I bit the head off a live bat the other night. It was like eating a Crunchie wrapped in chamois leather.
Ozzy Osbourne
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The rest of ya'll just taking up space, and you don't even care. It's like you started eating Thanks Giving dinner without saying grace.
Jean Grae
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Preserving the health by too strict a regimen is a wearisome malady.
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Tell her how that pu... tastes, she been eating pineapples. Throw her back like a quarterback, hit that a.. like a linebacker.
Lil Wayne
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I'm the fu..ing last king eating dinner with the mayans. Yeah you riding for yo city, but I'm driving. bi...!
Kirko Bangz
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From eating canned tuna to shoe deals with Puma. From women saying 'Hey Chris' to 'Goddamn Luda!'
Ludacris
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I grab my d..k in the picture, your ho be cropping the image. I let you sc.... off the dishes, we eating ni..., I'll finish it.
Kendrick Lamar
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A woman should never be seen eating or drinking, unless it be lobster salad and Champagne, the only true feminine and becoming viands.
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in my pajamas eating nachos watching people spend their life savings on slot machines...
Audrey Kitching
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I've been very competitive by nature from a young age, whether it was eating a bowl of pasta faster than somebody else, or always wanting to be the first one in line.
Maria Sharapova
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Don't be good my ni..., be great. After that government cheese, we eating steak. After the projects, now we on estates. I'm from the bottom, I know y'all can relate.
Jay Z
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I was eating bad stuff. Lots of sugar and carbs, junk food all the time. It makes you very irritated.
Avril Lavigne
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I will never use a substitute for butter. Margarine is one molecule away from eating plastic. If I'm going to eat that type of food, it's going to be the real deal.
Paula Deen
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