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Crayon Eating Bastard Jokes L Quotes & Sayings
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I don't want to be 60 years old standing on stage telling some jokes. I want my life to mean something.
Steve Harvey
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Want to hear the joke about the vacuum? Nevermind...It sucks.
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I like to hold the microphone cord like this, I pinch it together, then I let it go, then you hear a whole bunch of jokes at once.
Mitch Hedberg
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Foot: A special device for finding furniture in the dark.
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I would say a crippled joke but I cant stand them.
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There's an old saying - There's No Place Like Home. Well, I went in the house next door, and it was very similar.
Geoffrey Parfitt
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I haven't taken my Christmas lights down. They look so nice on the pumpkin.
Winston Spear
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I've got a very poor sense of direction. I keep forgetting which way is forwards.
Geoffrey Parfitt
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I can't stand people that don't know the difference between 'your' and 'you're.' Their so stupid...
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I thought coq au vin was love in a lorry.
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I lost my coat, hopefully someone didn't jacket.
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Remembering inside jokes that you and your best friend used to have, then you remember you dont talk anymore...
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The fastest way to make your own Anti-freeze is to hide her nightgown.
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Hmm. I'm still not very good at algebra...I just can't figure out Y.
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Never say never, she might do her friend, you never know. Shorty make that d..k stand up like it's telling jokes.
Lil Wayne
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Eating cookies in bed and using the top of my chest as a plate. I don't know if that makes me lazy or resourceful....
Olivia Munn
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This is my ultimate fantasy: watching QVC with a credit card while making love and eating at the same time.
Yasmine Bleeth
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They say you are what you eat. Well that's funny...I don't recall eating a s..y beast today.
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The McDonald's business model is designed to hand corporations full control of human eating habits.
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Tonight I insist on eating authentic Mexican food while wearing a novelty sombrero.
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