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D By David Sedaris Quotes & Sayings
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Sometimes I say to myself, 'Oh, I wish I could win a Tony Award', although I'm not that bothered.
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Also, I used to think that one day I might get someone to iron my shirts, but the truth is I really like doing them myself.
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I go to the movies at least five times a week, and after a while everything becomes a blur to me.
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The only real advice you can give anyone is to keep writing.
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I like nonfiction books about people with wretched lives.
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I've always been very upfront about the way I write, and I've always used the tools humorists use, such as exaggeration.
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I just enjoy lying on the couch and reading a magazine.
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Lovers of audio books learn to live with compromise.
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Sometimes with 'The New Yorker,' they have grammar rules that just don't feel right in my mouth.
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I tend to show everything I do to my family, to check they won't be offended.
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I started writing when I was twenty, and my first book came out seventeen years later.
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When you read comic material and people aren't laughing how do you know they're listening.
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I felt uncomfortable calling myself a writer until I started with 'The New Yorker,' and then I was like, 'Okay, now you can call yourself that.'
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I've never gone on Facebook and am not sure I understand it. The same goes for Twitter. I have someone sending tweets and pretending to be me, but I don't know why.
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The humor section is the last place an author wants to be. They put your stuff next to collections of Cathy cartoons.
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They were nothing like the French people I had imagined. If anything, they were too kind, too generous and too knowledgable in the fields of plumbing and electricity.
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I meet people at book signings. My record now, for signing, is ten and a half hours in one sitting.
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I guess my guilty pleasure would be listening to the British audio versions of the 'Harry Potter' books.
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I started writing one afternoon when I was twenty, and ever since then I have written every day. At first I had to force myself. Then it became part of my identity, and I did it without thinking.
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I love things made out of animals. It's just so funny to think of someone saying, 'I need a letter opener. I guess I'll have to kill a deer.
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