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Daniel Tosh Happy Th Quotes & Sayings
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In Los Angeles they don't throw out their garbage away. They make it into television shows.
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My act is very educational. I heard a man leaving the other night saying, Well that taught me a lesson.
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Honest criticism is hard to take, particularly from a relative, a friend, an acquaintance, or a stranger
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I'm not saying I'm smarter than Steve Jobs was, but I would have made the iPhone charger cord twice as long.
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The most exciting phrase to hear in science, the one that heralds new discoveries, is not 'Eureka!' (I found it!) but 'That's funny ...'
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If the black box flight recorder is never damaged during a plane crash, why isn't the whole airplane made out of the stuff?
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models: I'm not voting for you for any stupid magazine list! If you were really that Hot you wouldn't have to beg the world to stuff the ballot.
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If the black box flight recorder is never damaged during a plane crash, why isn't the whole airplane made out of the stuff?
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If the minimum wasn't acceptable it wouldn't be called the minimum.
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Life does not cease to be funny when people die any more than it ceases to be serious when people laugh.
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Anyone who has been to an English public school will always feel comparatively at home in prison.
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In Los Angeles they don't throw out their garbage away. They make it into television shows.
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Men who don't understand women fall into two groups: Bachelors and Husbands.
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The nice thing about being a celebrity is that if you bore people they think it's their fault.
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Men are simple things. They can survive a whole weekend with only three things: beer, boxer shorts and batteries for the remote control.
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Doing a book signing tomorrow at Barnes & Noble. Bring your own book...I haven't written one yet.
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The day I notice a cyclist obey a stop sign is the day I'll stop enjoying watching them bounce off my hood.
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I'm a nobody, nobody is perfect, therefore I am perfect!
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Men do not like to admit to even momentary imperfection. My husband forgot the code to turn off the alarm. When the police came, he wouldn't admit he'd forgotten the code...he turned himself in.
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Some say the glass is half empty, some say the glass is half full, I say, are you going to drink that?
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