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Once again, we come to the Holiday Season, a deeply religious time that each of us observes, in his own way, by going to the mall of his choice.
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Eugene is located in western Oregon, approximately 278 billion miles from anything.
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The four building blocks of the universe are fire, water, gravel and vinyl.
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It is a scientific fact that your body will not absorb cholesterol if you take it from another person's plate.
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A program is a spell cast over a computer, turning input into error messages
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Bill Gates is a very rich man today .. and do you want to know why? The answer is one word: versions.
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Hobbies of any kind are boring except to people who have the same hobby. This is also true of religion, although you will not find me saying so in print.
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Gravity is a contributing factor in nearly 73 percent of all accidents involving falling objects.
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If you were to open up a baby's head - and I am not for a moment suggesting that you should - you would find nothing but an enormous drool gland.
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Magnetism, as you recall from physics class, is a powerful force that causes certain items to be attracted to refrigerators.
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Sharks are as tough as those football fans who take their shirts off during games in Chicago in January, only more intelligent.
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We journalists make it a point to know very little about an extremely wide variety of topics; this is how we stay objective.
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We'll try to cooperate fully with the IRS, because, as citizens, we feel a strong patriotic duty not to go to jail.
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Once again, we come to the Holiday Season, a deeply religious time that each of us observes, in his own way, by going to the mall of his choice.
Dave Barry
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Newspaper readership is declining like crazy. In fact, there's a good chance that nobody is reading my column.
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Thus the metric system did not really catch on in the States, unless you count the increasing popularity of the nine-millimeter bullet.
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Geographically, Ireland is a medium-sized rural island that is slowly but steadily being consumed by sheep.
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We journalists make it a point to know very little about an extremely wide variety of topics; this is how we stay objective.
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The Democrats seem to be basically nicer people, but they have demonstrated time and again that they have the management skills of celery.
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The world is full of strange phenomena that cannot be explained by the laws of logic or science. Dennis Rodman is only one example.
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