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Dave Chappelle Policeuming Quotes & Sayings
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The old baby on the corner trick a, not gonna fall for that shit.
Dave Chappelle
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No one calls 911 cool and relaxed. Now that shit would sound ridiculous.
Dave Chappelle
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I see that they put every black man in the movies in a dress at some point in his career.
Dave Chappelle
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Never Dave Chappelle, half-bakin' Pack-fakin', I was cash-chasin.
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There was something really serendipitous that was happening, with some kind of energy that things would ultimately just work out, sometimes better than when you plan.
Dave Chappelle
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I was doing sketches that were funny but socially irresponsible. I felt I was deliberately being encouraged and I was overwhelmed.
Dave Chappelle
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Every group of brothers should have at least one white guy in it. Im serious for safety, cuz when the shit goes down someone is gonna need to talk to the police.
Dave Chappelle
37 Likes
I dont like letting my freinds drive drunk, but I was smokin' a joint I really couldn't say shit to the guy.
Dave Chappelle
20 Likes
Hey, baby! Stop selling weed, all right, you've got your whole life ahead of you." He goes, "fu.. you, ni.... I got kids to feed!"
Dave Chappelle
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I figured, let me just cut myself off from everybody, take a minute and pull a Flintstone, stop a speeding car by using my bare feet as brakes.
Dave Chappelle
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Oh my god. Open and shut case, Johnson. I saw this once when I was a rookie. Apparently this ni... broke in and put up pictures of his family everywhere.
Dave Chappelle
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I'm sorry, Charlie Murphy, it was an accident. I was having too much fun. I offer you a truce. The stickiest of the icky. You want to smoke with the old boy Rick James?
Dave Chappelle
11 Likes
I felt in a lot of instances I was deliberately being put through stress because when you're a guy who generates money, people have a vested interested in controlling you.
Dave Chappelle
2 Likes
Then Jasper said "Look here, ni..., if anyone's gonna have s.. with my sister, it's gonna be me."
Dave Chappelle
33 Likes
I'm off to the gym. Replacing good character with good looks is a cornerstone of my comeback stratagem.
Dave Chappelle
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I like that particular kind of attention. People don't know what it's like standing up there onstage, when you have a wall of people smiling at you.
Dave Chappelle
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All these years, I thought I liked chicken cause it was delicioius; but turns out, I'm genetically predisposed to likin chicken!
Dave Chappelle
12 Likes
I was on vacation at Disney World, and everybody kept coming up to me and saying 'Hey, I'm Rick James, b*tch.' I was like, 'Could you not call me a b*tch in front of my kids?'
Dave Chappelle
13 Likes
Who got the part? Chris Tucker? Shit! Who got the other part? Tell me man. Jackie Chan? That mother fu..er can't even speak English!
Dave Chappelle
18 Likes
It's Friday bi...es! Lets Get fu..ed Up!
Dave Chappelle
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