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I'm a Muslim, but do you think Jesus would love me? I think Jesus would have a drink with me and discuss why are you acting like that? Now, he would be cool. He would talk to me. No Christian ever did that and said in the name of Jesus even. They'd throw me in jail and write bad articles about me and then go to church on Sunday and say Jesus is a wonderful man and he's coming back to save us. But they don't understand that when he comes back, that these crazy greedy capitalistic men are gonna kill him again.
Mike Tyson
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What good is spilling blood, it will not grow a thing.
Grateful Dead
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I heard that chivalry was dead, but I think it's just got a bad flue.
Meg Ryan
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God isn't dead - he's just missing in action.
Phil Ochs
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A box of rain will ease the pain, and love will see you through.
Grateful Dead
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I sat down for supper, t'was a bottle of red whiskey.
Grateful Dead
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Enjoy life. There's plenty of time to be dead.
Unknown
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Well fu.. you. Half-dead motherfu..er. Come on, sister. -Old Lady
Friday
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He that hath lost his credit is dead to the world.
George Herbert
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For me, it's all about The Dubliners by James Joyce. I love The Dead.
Evan Dando
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If I hadn't of had music in my life, it's quite possible I'd be dead and I'd much rather be alive.
James Hetfield
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There are 2 types of pedestrians, the quick and the dead.
Unknown
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I think I've always been good so God wouldn't strike me dead.
Heather Locklear
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I've been to too many Dead concerts. There've been smokin' holes where my memory used to be.
Ken Kesey
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The minute you start feeling like you've got it down, you know what you're doing, you're dead in the water.
Vincent D'Onofrio
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Every man of genius is considerably helped by being dead.
Robert Lynd
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And he that will this health deny, down among the dead men let him lie.
John Dyer
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I may be going to hell in a bucket, baby, but at least I'm enjoying the ride.
Grateful Dead
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A word is dead when it is said, some say. I say it just begins to live that day.
Emily Dickinson
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I turn my head, I can't shake the look you gave and I'm good as dead.
Parachute
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