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Dear Alcohol Quotes & Sayings
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Alcohol won't solve your problems. Then again, neither will milk...
Unknown
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This are the 3 things I think Im addicted to: Bronzer, Boys & Alcohol.
Snooki
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Here's to alcohol: the cause of, and solution to, all of life's problems.
Homer Simpson
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Drunken words are sober thoughts.
Unknown
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There is more refreshment and stimulation in a nap, even of the briefest, than in all the alcohol ever distilled.
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Sometimes I find my head spinning. Not because of alcohol, but because of my life.
Lady Gaga
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Drugs, alcohol and ego. They are a bad mix.
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I never turned to drink. It seemed to turn to me.
Brendan Behan
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I work very hard to keep on an even keel as far as alcohol is concerned.
Trisha Goddard
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Two great European narcotics, alcohol and Christianity.
Friedrich Nietzsche
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A woman drove me to drink and I never even had the courtesy to thank her.
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They speak of my drinking, but never think of my thirst.
Scottish Proverb
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That's all drugs and alcohol do, they cut off your emotions in the end.
Ringo Starr
9 Likes
I'm worried we're not saving enough for our retirement alcohol.
Unknown
10 Likes
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I love you more than I did the week before I discovered alcohol.
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I'm very serious about no alcohol, no drugs. Life is too beautiful.
Jim Carrey
11 Likes
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Dear Santa, I'm sending you a Christmas Cheer with hopes that you'll be very dear. I've been very nice all through the year and so with this, please find my list. I want a 6' personal trainer who's waiting and wanting to be unwrapped by me! I don't want to find him under the tree, I want to see him lying next to me. I've been very nice all year long, now I want to be naughty from dusk to dawn! Thank you Santa, you're the best, I'll take it from here, now get some rest! XOXOXO
Sheila Siggins
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Dear Santa.... you'se a bi... ni...... nonono... wait wait... Dear Santa... You'se a bi... a.. ni......i heard the mall was hiring extra security to protect you.. that's a bi... move santa...i'm comin for that a.. again... until you pay what you owe! sincurly yours... the santa stalker...
Riley Freeman
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Hello? Vegas? Yes, we would like some more alcohol, and you know, we would like some more beers too...hello? Oh wait...I forgot to dial.
Rachel Green
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Alcohol is the anesthesia by which we endure the operation of life.
George Bernard Shaw
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