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Drank At Bar With Man H Quotes & Sayings
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I'm not a boy now. I'm a man, I hope. I hope I've had my artistic bar mitzvah somewhere.
Jeremy Piven
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I'm not a boy now. I'm a man, I hope. I hope I've had my artistic bar mitzvah somewhere.
Jeremy Piven
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That room was not available, and the only other room had been booked for a Jewish bar mitzvah. I called the father and told him I needed the room and I would pay him to move the bar mitzvah to an adjoining room which was smaller.
Lew Wasserman
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A man in Russia, who drank three bottles of vodka and survived a 50 foot fall from a balcony after he jumped to get away from his nagging wife, survived a second jump after his wife continued to nag him. I don't know what brand of vodka it was, but that should be the commercial for it.
Seth Meyers
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There is an eternal conflict between the school-room and the bar-room. The school-room makes men, the bar-room destroys them.
Thomas Jordan Jarvis
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This is Dimebag, strapped up at the Airport, man, planes all late and delayed and shit, and Im looking at all these signs they say Shop, Restroom, oh there it is. BAR.
Dimebag Darrell
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This is Dimebag, strapped up at the Airport, man, plane's all late and delayed and shit, and I'm looking at all these signs they say Shop, Restroom, oh... there it is.... BAR.
Dimebag Darrell
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One night a man and a woman are both at a bar knocking back a few beers. They start talking and come to realize that they're both doctors. After about an hour, the man says to the woman, Hey. How about if we sleep together tonight. No strings attached. It'll just be one night of fun. The woman doctor agrees to it. So they go back to her place and he goes in the bedroom. She goes in the bathroom and starts scrubbing up like she's about to go into the operating room. She scrubs for a good 10 minutes. Finally she goes in the bedroom and they have s.. for an hour or so. Afterwards, the man says to the woman, You're a surgeon, aren't you? Yeah, how did you know? The man says, I could tell by the way you scrubbed up before we started. Oh, that makes sense, says the woman. Youre an anesthesiologist aren't you? Yeah, says the man, a bit surprised. How did you know? The woman answers, Because I didn't feel a thing.
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And if these be unprincipled agents who scruple at nothing, he will be a bold man who will deny that there are always to be found men at the bar who lend their services most cordially to back and support these agents in their most desperate cases.
George Combe
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he drank down my last swallow.
Kenny Rogers
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I used to be psychic, but I drank my way out of it.
Mark E Smith
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I had a lousy marriage and I drank too much.
Pat Travers
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I wouldn't say I was a good drink maker, but I was a very good hustler. I'd abuse the customers, yell and scream at them and make them wait. If they put money down on the bar and it wasn't enough, I'd go wait on someone else who was giving me enough money. If they put another five down and I made them wait longer, pretty soon there would be $20 on the bar. Then I'd come over and give them a drink.
Ellen Pompeo
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I drank beer, and I had a career year.
David Wells
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I drank enough whiskey to float a battleship around.
Lynyrd Skynyrd
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I never drank except a couple sips of wine at Thanksgiving.
Carol Alt
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I drank a fifth of vodka, dare me to drive?
Eminem
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Coffee is a beverage that puts one to sleep when not drank.
Alphonse Allais
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I drank more wine when I wasn't working as much, to be honest.
Thomas Keller
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I drank the silence of God from a spring in the woods.
Georg Trakl
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