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Drink Beer Get Smarter Quotes & Sayings
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There were years when I was a beer and tequila guy, then I got real fat. And then I found that you could actually go on a diet and drink scotch. Then I got hooked on scotch, and if you get hooked on scotch, then everything else just tastes wrong.
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When the Vietnam war began I was nuts. I was wearing bell-bottomed pants and let my hair grow. I looked like an idiot. I'd loved to wear jeans and t-shirts, but everybody was in the peace movement back then. And that was my ploy. I had to be careful not to say things like "I like meat." Actually I just wanted to drink beer and to get fu..ed.
Ed ONeill
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Are you there vodka? It's me, Chelsea. Please get me out of jail and I promise I will never drink again. Drink and drive. I will never drink and drive again. I may even start my own group fashioned after MADD, Mothers Against Drunk Driving, but I'll call it AWLTDASH, Alcoholics Who Like to Drink and Stay Home.
Chelsea Handler
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Drinking beer doesn't make you fat, It makes you lean.... Against bars, tables, chairs, and poles.
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Life isn't all beer and skittles, but beer and skittles, or something better of the same sort, must form a good part of every Englishman's education.
Thomas Hughes
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You can't be a real country unless you have a beer and an airline - it helps if you have some kind of a football team, or some nuclear weapons, but at the very least you need a beer
Frank Zappa
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Typical Beer Pong Game: 5% playing Beer Pong. 95% chasing the ball around the room.
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For as ye have drunk upon my holy mountain, so shall all the heathen drink continually, yea, they shall drink, and they shall swallow down, and they shall be as though they had not been.
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Woe unto them that are mighty to drink wine, and men of strength to mingle strong drink.
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I've made it a rule never to drink by daylight and never to refuse a drink after dark.
Henry Louis Mencken
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They say some of my stars drink whiskey. But I have found that the ones who drink milkshakes don't win many ball games.
Casey Stengel
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Yesterday This Day's Madness did prepare; tomorrow's Silence, Triumph, or Despair: Drink! for you know not whence you came, nor why: Drink! for you know not why you go, nor where.
Edward Fitzgerald
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No married man is genuinely happy if he has to drink worse whisky than he used to drink when he was single.
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And it shall be, if they refuse to take the cup at thine hand to drink, then shalt thou say unto them, Thus saith the LORD of hosts; Ye shall certainly drink.
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When you invite the whole world to your party, inevitably someone pees in the beer.
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Their marketing strategy had to be changed to the young people. That's who buys the beer.
Felix Sabates
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Oh no, I don't know, baby, might take all night. Better maybe break out that old rock and roll. Drink a little drink, smoke a little smoke. Gonna drink a little drink, smoke a little smoke.
Eric Church
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Oh no, I don't know, baby, might take all night. Better maybe break out that old rock and roll. Drink a little drink, smoke a little smoke. Gonna drink a little drink, smoke a little smoke.
Eric Church
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Oh no, I don't know, baby, might take all night. Better maybe break out that old rock and roll. Drink a little drink, smoke a little smoke. Gonna drink a little drink, smoke a little smoke.
Eric Church
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Oh no, I don't know, baby, might take all night. Better maybe break out that old rock and roll. Drink a little drink, smoke a little smoke. Gonna drink a little drink, smoke a little smoke.
Eric Church
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