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Eating An Elephant Quotes & Sayings
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"Smelling isn't everything" said the Elephant. "Why," said the Bulldog, "if a fellow can't trust his nose, what is he to trust?" "Well, his brains perhaps," she replied mildly.
CS Lewis
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So yuh can take it. Yeah, Bangla give him a face lift. My gun put yuh in a hole rest my glack against yuh mole.
Elephant Man
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Be humble as the blade of grass that is being trodden underneath the feet. The little ant tastes joyously the sweetness of honey and sugar. The mighty elephant trembles in pain under the agony of sharp goad.
John Ruskin
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Don't stop, bun out badminded people. Mek dem resign Trample dem, wid yuh dancin cause dem badmind.
Elephant Man
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Everybody a dweet from di kids dem to di dancers. To di thugs dem inna di streets. Move di foot dem to di left then to di right nuh bodda cheat.
Elephant Man
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yuh miss a friend turn yuh lighter in da air like this dis one is da bad man anthem for life.
Elephant Man
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These animal crackers are bullshit, this elephant tastes exactly like the giraffe did.
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In the divine Scriptures, there are shallows and there are deeps; shallows where the lamb may wade, and deeps where the elephant may swim.
John Owen
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Tai was the best actor I ever worked with in my life. I cried when the elephant was wrapped. I never cried when anyone else was wrapped.
Robert Pattinson
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John a blazay yu fi stop and watch him. Heel and toe yu elbow fi a swing. Yu fi mek it swing. Bounty so wah tek di ring. Music a play love di vibe weh a bring.
Elephant Man
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Come around we on a sunday. Nah stop linga all night till it dun deh. Bring di fun we tek it 'round a Uptown Monday. See di gal dem a bruk out and wind and go dung deh.
Elephant Man
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America is not an elephant. For one thing, elephants never forget, whereas Americans don't really know much to begin with. Ninety per cent of them can't pick out their hometown on an unmarked map...We're bigger than they are and we're on top. If we were in prison, they'd be our bi....
Rick Mercer
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In my past, bittersweet, There's no love between the sheets, Taste the blood, broken dreams, Lonely times indeed, With eyes cast down, Fixed upon the ground, Eyes cast down
Cage The Elephant
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Dont look like you been eating, you better get on your Wheaties.
Webbie
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When it comes to eating, you can sometimes help yourself more by helping yourself less.
Richard Armour
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Early in the mornin' Rise to meet the sun Work so hard to feed your wife No time to show her lovin' And in the madness of the evenin' With diamonds in your hand Came home an hour early Caught her with another man
Cage The Elephant
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Everybody free up oonu self! Or di car deh weh yuh pass a fi yuh wind dung winda. Badman a dance we nuh waan see nuh enta.
Elephant Man
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One morning I shot an elephant in my pajamas. How he got into my pajamas I'll never know.
Groucho Marx
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Wah di new dance name everybody askin. Blazi blazi blay kill off everyting. Listen mi king yu hafi do it pon timing. Mr. ching a dance caa music sweet him.
Elephant Man
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Eating people is wrong.
Michael Flanders
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