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End Of The World Jokes Quotes & Sayings
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People make jokes about my bosoms, why don't they look underneath the breasts at the heart? It's obvious I've got big ones and if people want to assume they're not mine, then let them.
Dolly Parton
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For every ten jokes, thou hast got a hundred enemies
Laurence Sterne
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Harold Camping, an 89 year-old evangelist with a 100 million dollar ministry, heard in 61 different languages around the world, is certain (again!) that the end of this age will be Saturday, May 21st, 2011. Never mind that he has been wrong before. He said that he didnt do enough research the time before he predicted this and it failed. Perhaps he should research Matthew 24:36 which says But about that day or hour no one knows, not even the angels in heaven, nor the Son, but only the Father. I might add that nor the Son are missing from many of the manuscripts so Jesus Himself may have actually known but it was not in mankinds best interests to know.
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Mallarme said that everything in the world exists in order to end in a book. Today everything exists to end in a photograph.
Susan Sontag
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The world dies over and over again, but the skeleton always gets up and walks.
Henry Miller
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Avoid the world, it's just a lot of dust and drag and means nothing in the end.
Jack Kerouac
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Problems were given to us with solution, so stop thinking that it's the end of the world, TRUST GOD.
Kellin John Buenavides
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This is the way the world ends. Not with a bang but a whimper
T S Eliot
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A friendly reminder that the world supposedly ends in two months.
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Don't worry about the world coming to an end today. It is already tomorrow in Australia.
Charles M Schulz
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It isnt necessary to imagine the world ending in fire or ice there are two other possibilities: one is paperwork, and the other is nostalgia.
Frank Zappa
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Don't worry about the world coming to an end today. It is already tomorrow in Australia.
Charles M Schulz
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My father taught me to work; he did not teach me to love it. I never did like to work, and I don't deny it. I'd rather read, tell stories, crack jokes, talk, laugh - anything but work.
Abraham Lincoln
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I don't mind making jokes, but I don't want to look like one.
Marilyn Monroe
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I don't mind making jokes, but I don't want to look like one.
Marilyn Monroe
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Youth is the period in which a man can be hopeless. The end of every episode is the end of the world. But the power of hoping through everything, the knowledge that the soul survives its adventures, that great inspiration comes to the middle-aged.
G K Chesterton
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Vagina jokes aren't funny. Period.
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Yo momma's so fat she had to get baptized at sea world.
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The world hates us, but the bottom line is we're gonna have to show the world why they hate us by bombing the hell out of some people that have been hurting us. That's all. That's the end of it.
Jimmie Walker
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To work without attachment is to work without the expectation of reward or fear of any punishment in this world or the next. Work so done is a means to the end, and God is the end.
Ramakrishna
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