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Engineers Day Funny Quotes & Sayings
Showing search results for "Engineers Day Funny" sorted by relevance. 500 matching entries found.
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We are surrounded by engineers' folleys: too many technical solutions still looking for problems to solve.
David Tansley
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Happy Accidental Mother's Day.
Unknown
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Happy Father's Day from your little mistake...
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I can please only one person per day. Today is not your day. Tomorrow isn't looking good either.
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Dad, I promise to one day give you grandchildren who annoy me as much as I annoyed you.
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Sorry having lesbian moms means you have to buy two Mother's Day presents.
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Let's switch roles this Boss's Day just to see if you can do all my work while being s..ually harassed.
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Happy Boss's Day to someone who walked into almost as big of a mess as Obama did.
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Valentine's Day: the holiday that reminds you that if you don't have a special someone, you're alone.
Lewis Black
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Happy Boss's day to the person who will likely be rewarded for all my hard work.
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Happy Mother's Day to someone who doesn't care if I marry a man or a woman as long as I give you grandkids before you're dead.
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I'd be honored to buy you a Father's Day meal with the credit card you pay for.
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Happy Mother's Day to someone who carried me for 9 months physically and for 29 years financially.
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Feel free to celebrate Boss's Day by blaming me for one of your many mistakes today.
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Happy Mother's Day to someone whose maternity clothes were much less embarrassing than Kim Kardashian's are.
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If you see a man in glasses only walking back into your apartment building from day to day, its probably superman.
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February 13 should be international condom day.
Mario Tomasello
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I do like any kind of project that has both comedy and drama in it because in life you don't have one day where everything is funny then the next day everything is dramatic.
Topher Grace
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Let's make this a special Father's Day by getting together to violently root against the Miami Heat.
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Please let me know in advance if you want to invite any secret love children to your Father's Day brunch.
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