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Engineers Day Funny Quotes & Sayings
Showing search results for "Engineers Day Funny" sorted by relevance. 500 matching entries found.
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Scientists dream about doing great things. Engineers do them.
James A Michener
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Scientists dream about doing great things. Engineers do them.
James A Michener
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If each day is a gift, I would like to know where I can return Mondays.
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Happy Mother's Day to someone who expects to be treated like a queen on this and every other day.
Unknown
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The Labor Day holiday means I get my unemployment check a day late.
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One has to look out for engineers - they begin with sewing machines and end up with the atomic bomb.
Marcel Pagnol
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I always write 'Wake Up' on my To-Do-List so I can at least accomplish one thing a day.
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Have a happy Mother's Day before your kids reach an age when they're completely jaded about Mother's Day.
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It goes Christmas, New Year's Eve, Valentine's Day. Is that fair to anyone who's alone? These are all days you gotta be with someone. And if you didn't get around to killing yourself at Christmas or New Year's, boom! There's Valentine's Day. I think there should be one more after Valentine's Day just called, 'Who could love you?'
Laura Kightlinger
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Father's Day reminds me how much I love my mother.
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Happy Boss's Day to the person whose job I never, ever, ever, ever want.
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It doesn't need to be Boss's Day for me to pretend I respect you.
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I hope you enjoy Boss's Day by doing as little work as I do.
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I'm sorry that your cats don't understand what Mother's Day is.
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Happy Mother's Day, even though I pretty much raised myself.
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Isn't it funny how day by day nothing changes, but when you look back, everything is different.
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I hope your Mother's Day is more pleasant than labor was.
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We are surrounded by engineers' folleys: too many technical solutions still looking for problems to solve.
David Tansley
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This is for all the engineers who smoke weed. Can't forget about the production cost and all the hidden fees.
Devin Tha Dude
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We are surrounded by engineers' folleys: too many technical solutions still looking for problems to solve.
David Tansley
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