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Fart Damn Quotes & Sayings
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I am not a security threat, and my middle name is Kurt, not Fart.
Dwight Schrute
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Nothing is scarier than attmepting the first fart after having diarrhea.
Unknown
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When you fall asleep tonight, I'm gonna fart in your face.
Donnie Darko
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21 years old and I still laugh every time the ketchup bottle makes a fart noise.
Unknown
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The zoo is a pretty safe place to fart.
Unknown
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Jerry Ford is so dumb he can't fart and chew gum at the same time.
Lyndon B Johnson
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And when he spank this I make that pu... fart. I'm such an actress, Melissa Joan Hart.
Nicki Minaj
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It's not true that life is one damn thing after another. It's the same damn thing over and over.
Unknown
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It's not true that life is one damn thing after another; it's one damn thing over and over.
Edna St Vincent Millay
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I hate how new converse make fart sounds when you walk. People been giving me funny looks all day.
Chanel Dudley
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I play around with my Japanese Garden. Since I'm half way to 70 today I need to start pruning trees and sharpening plants like an old fart.
Jason Bateman
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If I fail, the film industry writes me off as another statistic. If I succeed, they pay me a million bucks to fly out to Hollywood and fart.
George A Romero
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I don't give a damn how you feel about me, I sip lean pure codeine and I don't give a damn what you say about me.
Gucci Mane
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But me nah give a damn, buy house and a piece a land. Me walk in, ah, me Timberland, no tell me about no simpleton? It?s true unu see me damn, only Father feed me and you nah wan see me cross the line, unu better now.
Collie Buddz
1 Likes
I wish a ni... would, boy you can't out-smart me. I let you feel like you the shit, but boy you can't out-fart me.
J Cole
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Though I've turned 21, I don't drink. I'm an old hag now. I'm just an old fart.
Mena Suvari
2 Likes
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Smokers, be considerate, please. What makes you think I'd like to inhale your 2nd-hand smoke? Would you like to inhale my fart?
Unknown
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When you're in bed and you're married to someone, don't fart under the covers and trap her under the covers, because she gets pissed.
Ashton Kutcher
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Success, it's like a fart, only bothers people when its not their own.
Unknown
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I miss you like a nose misses a fart.
Unknown
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