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Farted In My Wallet Now I Ha Quotes & Sayings
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It seems to be a law in American life that whatever enriches us anywhere except in the wallet inevitably becomes uneconomic.
Russell Baker
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Ah, yes, divorce... from the Latin word meaning to rip out a man's genitals through his wallet.
Robin Williams
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Oh age is just a number? I stole $100 from your wallet and replaced it with a $5. Don't worry they're just numbers.
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I kept some. I kept a little bit of it and put it in my wallet. It's good for sore ankles and stuff. -Ethan Tremblay
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Ah, yes, Divorce, from the Latin word meaning to rip out a mans genitals through his wallet.
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We say here that if you fall down in the United States, the ambulance man must feel for your wallet before he feels for your pulse.
George Galloway
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A bad investment is going for quantity over quality. If you're trying to be careful with your wallet, especially with the economy right now, you have to choose staple pieces.
Christian Siriano
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Have you ever wondered if those dollar bills in your wallet might have once been in a strippers butt? You're wondering now...
Unknown
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The rules have changed. True power is held by the person who possesses the largest bookshelf, not gun cabinet or wallet.
Anthony J D'Angelo
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That is not my wallet miss, yeah, I'm big headed but don't make it so obvious. I'm traveling the globe now, working on my politics.
Pac Div
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I license everything in my wallet, lightest boy with the biggest heart. ni... play your part or parallel park your ego next to me and violence.
Kendrick Lamar
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Compatible: Your money fits in the salesperson's wallet.
Rod Carty
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When you first open Nialls wallet, the first thing you see is a picture of Justin Bieber and a picture of us.
One Direction
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bi... you should see my wallet, this bi... gonna need pilates and you can't see folarin. What the fu.. are you, retarded?
Wale
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When people ask me if I have any spare change, I tell them I have it at home in my spare wallet.
Nick Arnette
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My wallet is like an onion. When I open it..it makes me cry.
Unknown
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It seems to be a law of American life that whatever enriches us anywhere except in the wallet inevitably becomes uneconomic
Russell Baker
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I'm so ugly - My father carries around a picture of the kid who came with his wallet
Rodney Dangerfield
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A father is someone who carries pictures in his wallet where his money used to be.
Unknown
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I was walking down fifth avenue today and I found a wallet, and I was gonna keep it, rather than return it, but I thought: well, if I lost a hundred and fifty dollars, how would I feel? And I realized I would want to be taught a lesson.
Emo Philips
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