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Fat Lips Jokesjokes Quotes & Sayings
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All the American women had purple noses and gray lips and their faces were chalk white from terrible powder. I recognized that the United States could be my life's work.
Helena Rubinstein
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I can't do Los Angeles. I've always been the anti-Barbie. I don't want to be in a place where almost every woman walks around with puffy lips, little noses and breasts large enough to nourish a small country.
Vera Farmiga
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I'm sending you a bouquet of all my love and a garland of my warmest wishes. May you wake up every morning with a smile on your lips, a twinkle in your eyes and a heart filled with thanks. Have a Happy Thanksgiving day.
Unknown
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I was really tired of words like 'plus size,' 'round' and 'large.' I thought, 'Come on, we're fat.'
Kirstie Alley
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It only takes a second to call a girl fat and she'll take a life time starving herself.
Harry Styles
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Jimmy: I see you got fat. Chazz: I see you still look like a fifteen year old girl, but not hot.
Blades Of Glory
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There's a special place in hell for people who squeeze your arm fat.
Sara Underwood
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I don't know if you people have tried a Fat Shake yet, but I have and its like suckin' heaven through a straw. - Sam
ICarly
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Right now, this fat stupid fu.. can save our lives. Remember, it's only temporary.
Lucky Luciano
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The reason I went for Jenny Craig is I thought, Maybe I'm not the only one who has stupid reasons for getting fat.
Kirstie Alley
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God, I'm just a fat bald guy, 60 years old, singing the blues, you know?
Joe Cocker
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Hey!! they made a song about your weight called 8675309.
Unknown
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Damn I look good and cant nobody freak it like I could. Yea OK I got a little fat but my shorty told me that he like it like that I'm happy.
Remy Ma
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One day I may be meeting you and hearing how you've changed your life by saying, 'Farewell to Fat'.
Richard Simmons
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All evil comes from the old.They grow fat on ideas and young men die of them.
Jean Anouilh
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I have a tendency to evolve into William Shatner, with my big fat face.
Jason Bateman
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My act is sort of improvisational. I have a skeleton in my head, but no fat or skin on it.
Paula Poundstone
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Number ten in the face, slim in the waist. Fat in the ass, do you want a taste?
Trina
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Well, for Blow I had to age from 20 to 60, starting out in shape and then later putting on fat pads.
Ray Liotta
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The suns syndicate, fat as biggie with no pun intended.
Blu
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