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Fat People Are Harder To Kidnap But Quotes & Sayings
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It's okay to be fat. So you're fat. Just be fat and shut up about it.
Roseanne Barr
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When your skinny friend says she's fat and you're just standing there...all fat as a motherfu..er.
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In these litigious times, if you're a beginner, it's becoming harder and harder to get your work to the people who might actually be able to hire you.
Len Wein
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No excuses for being fat in the 21'st century - You fat girls disappoint me.
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I complain about being fat but then I keep eating...Living the fat life.
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I never feel that my music is sparse or minimalist; the way fat people never really think they're fat. I certainly don't consider myself minimalist at all.
Morton Feldman
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Life is like a box of chocolate's, it doesn't last long for fat people.
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A lot of people who want to cook with less fat are surprised by that. You can cook vegetables in a little water in a covered pan and then throw the fat into the residual liquid to coat them.
Sally Schneider
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I want to wake up every day and feel that I'm training harder than my competitors, that I'm dieting harder, that I'm recovering better. That's what gives me confidence when I'm lining up on the blocks. I've never gone out to prove people wrong. I just want to be the best that I can possibly be.
Oscar Pistorius
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Fat Tuesday? I feel fat every day of the week...Today is nothing special.
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We seriously suspect the agents of the Americans and Israelis in conducting such horrendous terrorist acts and cannot believe the people who kidnap Philippines nationals, for instance, or behead U.S. nationals are Muslims.
Ayatollah Khamenei
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It's getting harder and harder to differentiate between schizophrenics and people talking on a cell phone. It still brings me up short to walk by somebody who appears to be talking to themselves.
Bob Newhart
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Okay, then let's talk about your daddy. Your daddy was so fat... that when he went to school he sat next to everybody! And still...he still not as fat as your fat mama!
George Jefferson
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Okay, then let's talk about your daddy. Your daddy was so fat... that when he went to school he sat next to everybody! And still...he still not as fat as your fat mama!
Sherman Hemsley
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The actual getting into the gym and working out process was easier, but the eating was harder. I had to eat every two hours. At one point, my trainer said, 'Put anything in your mouth. Go to McDonald's, get the biggest shake possible. I just need to get calories in you.' Because my body fat at the time was only, like, 7.5%.
Taylor Lautner
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Tuesday, I don't hate you cause you're fat. You're fat cause I hate you. But yeah I actually do hate you cause you're fat.
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Look at the average American diet: ice cream, butter, cheese, whole milk, all this fat. People don't realize how much of this stuff you get by the end of the day. High blood pressure is from all this high-fat eating.
Jack LaLanne
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Happy Fat Tuesday to someone who was already fat on Monday.
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Happy fat Tuesday to everyone who was already fat on Monday.
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If you have a choice between ugly or fat; You can turn lights out on ugly, but you can always feel the fat in the dark.
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