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Fat People Are Harder To Kidnap But Quotes & Sayings
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You momma's so fat, when she walks, she shows up on the Rictor scale!
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Yo mama is so fat, if she wore a GoodYear hat, she'd look like a blimp.
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Your momma is so fat, I take her panties and I use them as the main sail of my yacht.
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Yo mamas so fat the back of her neck looks like a package of hotdogs.
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Yo momma's so fat when she goes to a restaurant, she doesn't get a menu, she gets an estimate.
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Your momma is so fat when she stepped on a scale it said 1 person at a time please.
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Yo mamma so fat, she got more rolls then a pastry truck!
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Yo momma's so fat she had to get baptized at sea world.
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You are so fat, you use your belt to measure the Earth's equator.
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Yo momma's so fat, she couldn't even jump to a conclusion!
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What do you call a fat guy at McDonald's? A customer.
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I'm not fat. I'm just so s..y that it overflows.
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She complains about being fat but she's eatin potato chips at 1am....NO WONDER!
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Yo Mama's so fat the army uses her panties for a parachute.
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I took more hell for being fat than I did for being an absolute raging drug addict.
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I love my six pack so much I protect it with a layer of fat.
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Yo momma's so fat her cereal bowl comes with a lifeguard.
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Yo mama's so fat, on Halloween she says 'Trick or Meatloaf!'
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bi... my message is morbid, so my bars is fat and the problems is little when your d*ck is fat.
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Yo momma is so fat, she has more chins than a Chinese phonebook.
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