TOPIC
AUTHOR
Close
Search
Close
Search
Close
Search
Close
Search
EVENTS
MEMBERS
LOGIN
SIGN UP
Quotes
Topics
Pictures
Questions
Authors
Blog
About
Terms
Privacy
Sitemap
Get in Touch
Advertise
Removal Request
Subscribe
Contact Us
Social
Facebook
Instagram
Twitter
Pinterest
Close
Submit Quote
Latest Quotes
Browse our latest quotes
Topic List
Categorized list of quote topics
Famous Authors
Alphabetical list of influential authors
Picture Quotes
Custom and user added quotes with pictures
Quotes
Questions
Submit Quote
Fat People Being Beaung Beau Quotes & Sayings
Showing search results for "Fat People Being Beaung Beau" sorted by relevance. 500 matching entries found.
Related Topics
Being Fat
Annoying People
Sarcastic
Insecurity
Witty Facebook Status
Food
Restaurant
Funny
Fat
Fat Jokes
Jokes
Dieting
Keeping It Real
Imperfections
Self-esteem
Being Insecure
It Is What It Is
Life
Fat Tuesday
Show more
Mardi Gras
Ugliness
Choice
Humor
Life
Problems
Help
Solution
Running
Being Fat
Funny
Nature
Jokes
Silly
Fat
Cocky
Theft
Protection
Clever Facebook Status
Girls
Weight Loss
Judgement
Love
School
Students
Witty
Anorexia
Funny Facebook Status
Sarcastic
QUOTES
Youre on a diet. Give me that fat cake.
Honey Boo Boo Child
1 Likes
Sponsored Links
My side Jones is fat and my freak Jones is purdy. Why? 'Cause I Mac like Bernie.
Wale
3 Likes
Im ugly, I'm fat, I'm depressed, I want to die, I hate this world, I hate myself, I cant do anything right, I'm disgusting, I'm just not ok...
Unknown
278 Likes
Everything that goes into my mouth seems to make me fat, everything that comes out of my mouth embarrasses me.
Gabriel Garcia Marquez
2 Likes
Guns will make us powerful; butter will only make us fat.
Hermann Goering
1 Likes
Sponsored Links
I love you like a fat kid loves cake.
50 Cent
134 Likes
Funny quotes
I Love You quotes
They lard their lean books with the fat of others' works.
Robert Burton
2 Likes
Books quotes
The Rock is gonna go through HHH like ex-lax goes through his fat-ass mama!
The Rock
23 Likes
getting depressed about being fat is no incentive to lose weight. It just weighs you down!
Unknown
7 Likes
Being Depressed quotes
Outside every fat man there was an even fatter man trying to close in
Kingsley Amis
1 Likes
Body quotes
Sponsored Links
Nothing says 'I'm a fat ass' like wearing a T-shirt in a swimming pool..
Unknown
13 Likes
Swimming quotes
I don't exercise. I'm skinny-fat. I worry about being too skinny.
Kristen Stewart
9 Likes
Me: I'm fat. Society: Attention seeker! Me: I'm skinny. Society: Self obsessed!
Unknown
73 Likes
Most STUPID questions people usually ask in obvious situation. 1. At movies: hey! What are you doing here? Me: I sell tickets in black here. Don't you know? ... ... 2. In bus: A fat lady steps on my feet: Sorry did that hurt? Me: No not at all. I'm on local anesthesia . Y don't you try again?:O 3. When I got woken up at midnight by a call: sorry! Were you sleeping? Me: Na! I was doing research on whether monkeys in Africa marry or not. You thought I was sleeping, you stupid fool? 4. when they see me with shorter hair: hey Have you had a haircut? Me: Nah! Its autumn. my hairs shedding.! 5. When someone call on land-line and asks where are you? Me: M in market with telephone around my neck LOL :P :P :P
Meeeee!!!!!!
29 Likes
Most STUPID questions people usually ask in obvious situation. 1. At movies: hey! What are you doing here? Me: I sell tickets in black here. Don't you know? ... ... 2. In bus: A fat lady steps on my feet: Sorry did that hurt? Me: No not at all. I'm on local anesthesia . Y don't you try again?:O 3. When I got woken up at midnight by a call: sorry! Were you sleeping? Me: Na! I was doing research on whether monkeys in Africa marry or not. You thought I was sleeping, you stupid fool? 4. when they see me with shorter hair: hey Have you had a haircut? Me: Nah! Its autumn. my hairs shedding.! 5. When someone call on land-line and asks where are you? Me: M in market with telephone around my neck LOL :P :P :P
Unknown
28 Likes
Sponsored Links
I have fallen in love with American names, the sharp names that never get fat.
Stephen Vincent Benet
0 Likes
Christmas is a time of year to sleep in, pig out, and get fat. Not to "bang everybody"
Unknown
4 Likes
Christmas quotes
Funny quotes
I'll have two steaks, and the ladies will each have a very sensual salad with a very low-fat sensual dressing.
Zapp Brannigan
5 Likes
Your graduation is merely the starting point of me watching you get fat and bald on Facebook.
Unknown
54 Likes
Funny quotes
Graduation quotes
I wouldn't need Facebook if there was a website that just told me whether or not my exes got fat.
Unknown
388 Likes
Funny Facebook Status quotes
1
...
22
23
24
25
TRENDING
TRENDING TOPICS
May 05
Actions Speak Louder Than Words
Attitude
Beauty
Being A Girl
Challenge
Change
Confused Love
Dedication
Feeling
Giving Up
Good
Happy
Jesus
Kindness
Lonely
Love
Order
Poem
Pushing People Away
School
ABOUT
Terms
Privacy Policy
Removal Request
Sitemap
Contact Us
OUR GOAL
Our goal is to help you by delivering amazing quotes to bring inspiration, personal growth, love and happiness to your everyday life.
© 2024 SearchQuotes™