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Father In Law Funny Quotes & Sayings
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Just because you donate sperm does not make you a father. I don't have a father. I would never give him the credit or acknowledge him as my father.
Sarah Michelle Gellar
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Any man can be a Father but it takes someone special to be a dad.
Anne Geddes
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Just because you donate sperm does not make you a father. I don't have a father. I would never give him the credit or acknowledge him as my father.
Sarah Michelle Gellar
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What everybody misses here is that we are doing the same thing my father did. He licensed and litigated and protected his property, and we have to follow the same tradition, because the way the law reads, if you don't protect it, you lose it.
Dexter S King
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The end game is you change that law to making that law better, whichever law you're talking about.
Mike Lowry
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I lost my father was I 10 years old, and I always looked for a father. I missed my father very much.
Anthony Quinn
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James Brown became my father. He would talk to me the way a father talked to a son. He became the father I never had.
Al Sharpton
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The law of grab is the primal law of infancy
Antoinette Brown Blackwell
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The law is not a light for you or any man to see by; the law is not an instrument of any kind. The law is a causeway upon which so long as he keeps to it a citizen may walk safely.
Robert Bolt
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The law changes and flows like water, and the stream of women's rights law has become a sudden rushing torrent.
Shana Alexander
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Humor is always based on a modicum of truth. Have you ever heard a joke about a father-in-law?
Dick Clark
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And the thing about my jokes is, they don't hurt anybody. You can take 'em or leave 'em - you can say they're funny or they're terrible or they're good, or whatever, but you can just pass 'em by. But with Congress, every time they make a joke, it's a law! And every time they make a law, it's a joke!
Will Rogers
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It's funny how a hello is always accompanied with a goodbye. It's funny how good memories can make you cry, it's funny how forever never seems to last, it's funny how much you would lose if you forgot about your past, it's funny how friends can just leave when you're down, it's funny how when you need someone they never are around, it's funny how people change and think they're so much better, it's funny how some many lies are packed into one love letter, it's funny how one night can hold so much regret, it's funny how you can forgive but not forget, it's funny how ironic life turns out to be, but the funniest part of all, is that none of that is funny to me.
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Nobody has a more sacred obligation to obey the law than those who make the law
Sophocles
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My father was a man of love. He always loved me to death. He worked hard in the fields, but my father never hit me. Never. I don't ever remember a really cross, unkind word from my father.
Johnny Cash
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Who to himself is law, no law doth need, offends no law, and is a king indeed.
George Chapman
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The unwritten law - the common law
Latin Proverb
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Societies cannot move forward without law, and our constitution is the cornerstone of the law and our National Assembly is its umbrella and fortress.
Hamad Bin Isa Al Khalifa
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For law, in its true notion, is not so much the limitation, as the direction of a free and intelligent agent to his proper interest, and prescribes no farther than is for the general good of those under the law
John Locke
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The fundamental principle of human action, the law, that is to political economy what the law of gravitation is to physics is that men seek to gratify their desires with the least exertion
Henry George
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