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Funny 1 Line Dad Quotes & Sayings
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You're the greatest weekend dad ever.
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You should never laugh at your dad if he's mad or screaming at you.
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Many people think of child support when they think of deadbeat dad; however, these dads also may classify as deadbeat if they refuse to care adequately for their children.
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Dad, our relationship means the world to my therapist.
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Dad, I'll always appreciate you sticking around after mom got fat...
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Dad, thanks for teaching me how to get laid off like a man.
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Those of you who do have a father cherish every moment, I don't know what it's like because my dad was never there for me.
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I wish Hallmark made a Deadbeat Dad Christmas card.
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Dad, thanks for struggling with your homos..uality long enough to sire me.
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I have never been jealous. Not even when my dad finished fifth grade a year before I did.
Jeff Foxworthy
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I have never been jealous. Not even when my dad finished fifth grade a year before I did.
Jeff Foxworthy
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Dad, thanks for dating someone older than me during your mid-life crisis.
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hen my dad says to be home at 11.30, he doesn't mean be in the driveway, but inside the house by myself.
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All right everyone, line up alphabetically according to your height.
Casey Stengel
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A woman broke up with me and sent me pictures of her and her new boyfriend in bed together. Solution? I sent them to her dad.
Christopher Case
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Dad, thanks for teaching me how to ride a bike without the use of performance-enhancing drugs.
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I love playing a dad. It's hard to find family dramas that are genuinely funny.
Peter Gallagher
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It's funny how a hello is always accompanied with a goodbye. It's funny how good memories can make you cry, it's funny how forever never seems to last, it's funny how much you would lose if you forgot about your past, it's funny how friends can just leave when you're down, it's funny how when you need someone they never are around, it's funny how people change and think they're so much better, it's funny how some many lies are packed into one love letter, it's funny how one night can hold so much regret, it's funny how you can forgive but not forget, it's funny how ironic life turns out to be, but the funniest part of all, is that none of that is funny to me.
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My dad had been an actor... not only had my dad been an actor, but his dad had been an actor, and my great-grandfather had been an actor. And who knows before then?
David Hyde Pierce
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A deadbeat is something I would never be. My dad left me behind and I would never do that to my children.
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