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Funny About Holiday Quotes & Sayings
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My post break-up depression has really helped reverse my holiday weight gain.
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I am suspicious of a holiday solely devoted to a man's inability to ask for directions...
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Every piece of the universe, even the tiniest little snow crystal, matters somehow. I have a place in the pattern, and so do you. Thinking of you this holiday season!
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This holiday has made me acutely aware I've never knowingly spoken to a French person.
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May the joy of the holiday be with you in the new year.
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Christmas is normally my favorite holiday for all the cozy reasons and this year I will be driving across Africa in a very uncozy, unwintery vehicle with no room for presents or appropriate holiday cheer. It's not that I'm complaining! It's going to be fantastic and I asked for it!
Gillian Anderson
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Not even the mild winter weather can prevent me from finding an excuse to skip your holiday party.
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Merry Christmas and Warm Wishes for a wonderful Holiday Season and a very Happy New Year.
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Peace on Earth. Best wishes for a wonderful holiday season and a new year filled with peace and happiness.
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I ignore Hallmark Holidays. And this comes from a guy who has sold a million Opus greeting cards.
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If not for Halloween, Easter would be my favorite zombie-related holiday.
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I'm not Jewish but would still appreciate some acknowledgment for working on a Jewish holiday.
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I'm staying in shape this winter by wearing enough layers to be constantly sweating.
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Make sure to stay in shape this winter since you may not be able to sign up for Obamacare until spring.
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Valentine's Day: the holiday that reminds you that if you don't have a special someone, you're alone.
Lewis Black
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Sorry I can't make it to your holiday party that I'm pretending to attend to get out of going to another holiday party.
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It's funny how a hello is always accompanied with a goodbye. It's funny how good memories can make you cry, it's funny how forever never seems to last, it's funny how much you would lose if you forgot about your past, it's funny how friends can just leave when you're down, it's funny how when you need someone they never are around, it's funny how people change and think they're so much better, it's funny how some many lies are packed into one love letter, it's funny how one night can hold so much regret, it's funny how you can forgive but not forget, it's funny how ironic life turns out to be, but the funniest part of all, is that none of that is funny to me.
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A holiday cocktail party is where some stranger will learn more about you in an hour than your spouse has learned in a lifetime.
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Everybody secretly hates that couple who plans their wedding on holiday weekends.
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Don't forget to purchase token Hanukkah decorations so your holiday party doesn't seem racist.
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