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Funny About Older Men Quotes & Sayings
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As I grow older and older, And totter toward the tomb, I find that I care less and less, Who goes to bed with whom.
Dorothy L Sayers
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Right and wrong becomes more difficult for each of us as we grow older, because the older we get the more we know personally about our own human frailties.
Blanche Lincoln
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No adult in my family would ever tell me anything about who my father was. I knew from an older cousin - only four years older than I am - everything, or what little I could discover about him.
John Irving
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Getting old is a fascination thing. The older you get, the older you want to get.
Ralph Waldo Emerson
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I was thinking about how people seem to read the Bible a whole lot more as they get older; then it dawned on me - they're cramming for their final exam.
George Carlin
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A handful of older, romantic leading men, like Sean Connery, Jack Nicholson, and Robert Redford are still landing parts.
Charles Dance
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I have two older sisters and one older brother and hold them largely responsible for the trouble I got into growing up. I believe as the youngest child, that is my right.
Suzanne Collins
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It's crazy how as we grow older we hide our emotions more. Yet infants and babies barely have the mental capacity as older people.
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I am really looking forward as I get older and older, to being less and less nice.
Annette Bening
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It's healthy to have older friends. You go, 'Look, I'm younger than them!' That's always the nice thing, if you can be the youngest one in the room at times. Like if you're always the oldest one in the room, you'll start to feel like the oldest person in the world. So get older friends, because they're cool. Get cool older friends.
Paul Feig
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Men were born between a woman's legs and spend the rest of their lives trying to get back in them. There's no place like home.
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Stop being so sure that you are always right, and others wrong. Don't trust your own opinion, when you find it contrary to that of older men, and especially to that of your own parents. Age gives experience, and therefore deserves respect.
JC Ryle
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We Latins make splendid lovers and splendid older men.
Cesar Romero
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Men become much more attractive when they start looking older. But it doesn't do much for women, though we do have an advantage: make-up.
Bette Davis
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Procastinator? No. I just wait until the last second to do my work because I will be older, therefore wiser.
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I will never be an old man. To me, old age is always 15 years older than I am.
Francis Bacon
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To me, old age is always fifteen years older than I am.
Bernard M Baruch
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There are more men than women in mental hospitals...which just goes to show who's driving whom crazy.
Hussein Nishah
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Thank God we're not like America: everyone wants to look like they're 20. In Europe we admire grown-up women. I think men revere older women.
Francesca Annis
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There are some men who lift the age they inhabit, till all men walk on higher ground in that lifetime.
Maxwell Anderson
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