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Funny About Older Men Quotes & Sayings
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Dad, thanks for dating someone older than me during your mid-life crisis.
Unknown
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There's very little advice in men's magazines, because men don't think there's a lot they don't know. Women do. Women want to learn. Men think, "I know what I'm doing, just show me somebody naked."
Jerry Seinfeld
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It's funny how a hello is always accompanied with a goodbye. It's funny how good memories can make you cry, it's funny how forever never seems to last, it's funny how much you would lose if you forgot about your past, it's funny how friends can just leave when you're down, it's funny how when you need someone they never are around, it's funny how people change and think they're so much better, it's funny how some many lies are packed into one love letter, it's funny how one night can hold so much regret, it's funny how you can forgive but not forget, it's funny how ironic life turns out to be, but the funniest part of all, is that none of that is funny to me.
Unknown
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Women spend more time thinking about what men think, then men spend thinking!
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My mom said the only reason men are alive is for lawn care and vehicle maintenance.
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Boobs: Proof that men can pay attention to two things at once.
Unknown
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Real men don't wear pink, they eat it.
Daniel Ellis
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Men who dont understand women fall into two groups: Bachelors and Husbands.
Unknown
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Men are like trees, they take forever to grow up.
Unknown
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Older men declare war. But it is the youth that must fight and die. -Herbert Hoover
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I started dating older men, and I would fall in love with them. I thought they could teach me about life.
Daphne Zuniga
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Men, like peaches and pears, grow sweet a little while before they begin to decay.
Oliver Wendell Holmes
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Men have two emotions: Hungry and Horny. If you see him without an erection, make him a sandwich.
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Like everyone else who makes the mistake of getting older, I begin each day with coffee and obituaries.
Bill Cosby
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Men are liars. Well lie about lying if we have to. Im an algebra liar. I figure two good lies make a positive.
Unknown
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Men can read maps better than women. Cause only the male mind could conceive of one inch equaling a hundred miles.
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I was raised by my mom. It was definitely a struggle competing with my brother who is only one year older than me. He wanted to be my older brother but I looked older than him. We were competing for my mom's attention. There was so much tension between us that my mom backed away from us. It was so emotionally out of control.
Nikki Reed
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Now Heaven and Earth are older than the temples, and older than the Scriptures.
Eden Ahbez
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No, but it's not because I'm getting older that I'm trying to accelerate. But something very curious is happening: The older I get, the more ideas I'm getting.
Patrice Leconte
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I admire runners older than I - they are now my heroes. I want to be like them as I grow older.
Frank Shorter
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