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Funny Back To Work After Time Off Quotes & Sayings
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Today is 'Take our Daughters to Work Day.' This is when girls ages Nine to Fifteen go to work. Or, as it's called at the Nike factory - Thursday.
Bill Maher
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It's my instinct to think 'I have to say yes or there won't be another job.' But I've been working on films back to back for the past few years and I need a break. I think I just need to take time out to get a bit more of my own life back. If that means I have to go to the back of the queue as far as acting is concerned, then I just have to accept that.
Keira Knightley
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We work for the families back home, we do not work for the lobbyists that prowl the halls of the capital building, do not forget who we work for.
Brian Schweitzer
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I let some blind guy borrow money the other day. He said he was gonna pay me back the next time he saw me.....Wait.....
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Those talking lot about their hard work, don't actually do anything, and those who really work, have no time to boost about them!!!!
Senora Roy
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Time is God, work is your prayer, time can give you the results according to your commitment towards the work.
Sumesh Nair
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I'm sorry my recent absence from work caused you to have to do your own work.
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I find it ironic that geography majors have a hard time finding a place to work...
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When you hit rock bottom in life, dont rush to get back up on your feet. Take your time. Work your way up slowly. No rushing.
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Come on, come on! And there'll be no turning back! You were only killing time and it can kill you right back. Come on, come on! It's time to burn up the fuse. You got nothing to do and even less to lose.
Jim Steinman
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You cannot go back in time, even if you wish it with every fiber of your being, your heart and soul, even if you think about it every day.
Iain Thomas
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It's time to renew that gym membership we're never going to use again.
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When I work, I work very fast, but preparing to work can take any length of time.
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I felt I really wanted to back off from music completely and just work within the visual arts in some way. I started painting quite passionately at that time.
David Bowie
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I got behind that pencil and nothing happened for many years, but since they put me in the Songwriters Hall of Fame, I've turned around. I took a good look at myself and said, I think it's time to get back at work.
Otis Blackwell
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It's funny how a hello is always accompanied with a goodbye. It's funny how good memories can make you cry, it's funny how forever never seems to last, it's funny how much you would lose if you forgot about your past, it's funny how friends can just leave when you're down, it's funny how when you need someone they never are around, it's funny how people change and think they're so much better, it's funny how some many lies are packed into one love letter, it's funny how one night can hold so much regret, it's funny how you can forgive but not forget, it's funny how ironic life turns out to be, but the funniest part of all, is that none of that is funny to me.
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Raise your self-esteem to such a level that you only allow loving experiences in your life. Don't waste time trying to get even. It doesn't work. What we give out always comes back to us. So lets drop the past and work on loving ourselves in the now. Then we will have a wonderful future.
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Guys are like dogs. They keep coming back. Ladies are like cats. Yell at a cat one time...they're gone.
Lenny Bruce
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Whats funny is I really thought I would be handicapped in Los Angeles because the kids had a real wild way of dancing, whereas back in Chicago it was really more on the cool bop side. I looked at the California style and I said, 'This just isnt gonna work.' I was completely mistaken.
Don Cornelius
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A mate of mine told me recently, 'It's the first time I've seen you work, Worthington.' I thought that was quite funny, but he was right.
Sam Worthington
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