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Funny Bar Quato Quotes & Sayings
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It's funny how a hello is always accompanied with a goodbye. It's funny how good memories can make you cry, it's funny how forever never seems to last, it's funny how much you would lose if you forgot about your past, it's funny how friends can just leave when you're down, it's funny how when you need someone they never are around, it's funny how people change and think they're so much better, it's funny how some many lies are packed into one love letter, it's funny how one night can hold so much regret, it's funny how you can forgive but not forget, it's funny how ironic life turns out to be, but the funniest part of all, is that none of that is funny to me.
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That room was not available, and the only other room had been booked for a Jewish bar mitzvah. I called the father and told him I needed the room and I would pay him to move the bar mitzvah to an adjoining room which was smaller.
Lew Wasserman
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Strength is the ability to break a chocolate bar into four pieces with your bare hands - and then eat just one of those pieces
Judith Viorst
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There is an eternal conflict between the school-room and the bar-room. The school-room makes men, the bar-room destroys them.
Thomas Jordan Jarvis
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Social networking is like a club. Twitter is the dance floor, tumblr is the bar and facebook is the people crying in the toilets.
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I like to put things back where I got them from when I am done using them...so I dropped your mom off at the bar.
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I wouldn't say I was a good drink maker, but I was a very good hustler. I'd abuse the customers, yell and scream at them and make them wait. If they put money down on the bar and it wasn't enough, I'd go wait on someone else who was giving me enough money. If they put another five down and I made them wait longer, pretty soon there would be $20 on the bar. Then I'd come over and give them a drink.
Ellen Pompeo
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If it tastes funny, don't eat it. If it looks funny, call a doctor. If it is funny, it must have been something I said.
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I'm not so funny. Gilda was funny. I'm funny on camera sometimes. In life, once in a while. Once in a while. But she was funny. She spent more time worrying about being liked than anything else.
Gene Wilder
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Just another girl alone at the bar.
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Seriously like who pee's in a bar?
Snooki
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I moved to New York to do theater, and I got cast in a play that was funny, and then I was the funny guy. I did a movie that was funny, and then I was the funny guy.
Steve Zahn
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In the back of the car, on the way to the bar.
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The bar raises as you go.
William H Macy
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I'm like the drunk in the bar who wants just one more for the road.
Archie Moore
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The bar is called Heaven.
Talking Heads
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The year hasn't started yet and it's already been the best I've ever had.
Bar Refaeli
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Happiness is when you love who you are and you are able to accept yourself and others.
Bar Refaeli
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You know you're an alcoholic when the bartender knows your name... and you've never been to that bar before.
Zach Galifianakis
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If you're still in a bar when the lights go on, you are a loser.
Jessica Cutler
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