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When you coming home Thats a text from my wife. I told her, run a bubble bath and float in that mother***er like a hovercraft and soak in that mother***er til I call you back. I mean who says sh*t like that, and doesnt laugh?
Kanye West
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How many women have the courage to start properly with a cold, cold bath early in the morning? I jump in, throw the water, cold as ice, and after the first plunge I am happy.
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Bath twice a day to be really clean, once a day to be passably clean, once a week to avoid being a public menace.
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Life is like a hot bath. It feels good while you're in it, but the longer you stay in, the more wrinkled you get.
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I remember watching Gilda Radner when I was a kid and everyone thought she was so funny and no one ever said that she was a funny woman, she was just funny.
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Now I meditate twice a day for half an hour. In meditation, I can let go of everything. I'm not Hugh Jackman. I'm not a dad. I'm not a husband. I'm just dipping into that powerful source that creates everything. I take a little bath in it.
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My swimsuit told me to go to the gym. But my sweatpants were like, Nah girl, you're good.
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It's time to renew that gym membership we're never going to use again.
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I used to lie between cool, clean sheets at night after I'd had a bath, after I had washed my hair and scrubbed my knuckles and finger-nails and teeth. Then I could lie quite still in the dark with my face to the window with the trees in it, and talk to God.
Frances Farmer
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I grew up doing musical theater. So, I was immediately attracted to the music and performance aspects of it. That fact that it's actually funny, not trying to be funny, but actually funny was appealing, too.
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A comedian's body is funny as well as his mind being funny, his whole personage is funny.
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Since she got a cause and stopped being funny. I think she's real funny, but lately it's all been hearts and flowers and tears and saving teenagers and creating a role model. And that ain't funny. No giggles there.
Andy Richter
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If life has not made you by God's grace, through faith, holy...think you, will death without faith do it? The cold waters of that narrow stream are no purifying bath in which you may wash and be clean. No! no! as you go down into them, you will come up from them.
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A conventional good read is usually a bad read, a relaxing bath in what we know already. A true good read is surely an act of innovative creation in which we, the readers, become conspirators.
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Much of my reading time over the last decade and a half has been spent reading aloud to my children. Those children's bedtime rituals of supper, bath, stories, and sleep have been a staple of my life and some of the best, most special times I can remember.
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What most people know about tantric s.. is that Sting does it and it lasts eight hours. But he is not having s.. continually. You can take a bath, massage your partner, listen to music. The idea is that you let the whole thing build very slowly until finally you merge with your partner. It works for me.
Heather Graham
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With five girls and one bathroom, weve learned to get creative. This is how we wash around here. Our hair has always been washed in the kitchen sink. Its not like dirtiness or nothin. When you take a bath, youre sitting in your own filth pretty much, so you dont want your hair to be nasty.
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You got a lot of that back there. That crust on my mamas neck, I dont know what it is. I guess just she dont scrub her neck when shes taking a bath.
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Saying I don't take my meds because they make me feel funny. Is like cannibals saying they don't eat clowns because the taste funny.
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