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Funny Birthday Card Quotes & Sayings
Showing search results for "Funny Birthday Card" sorted by relevance. 500 matching entries found.
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Birthdays come only once a year. But a person like you brings life to hundreds every single day! I'm so glad that God sent you into this world. Happy Birthday, dear!
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I stopped believing in Santa Claus when my mother took me to see him in a department store, and he asked for my autograph.
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Santa Claus wears a Red Suit, He must be a communist. And a beard and long hair, Must be a pacifist. What's in that pipe that he's smoking?"
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Roses are reddish, Violets are bluish, If it werent for Christmas, Wed all be Jewish.
Benny Hill
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Santa Claus has the right idea. Visit people once a year.
Victor Borge
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The main reason Santa is so jolly is because he knows where all the bad girls live.
George Carlin
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I never believed in Santa Claus because I knew no white dude would come into my neighborhood after dark.
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Dear Santa, what I want for Christmas is... your list with names of naughty girls.
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You listened to me when I wanted to talk. You were always there to help me get rid of my fears and wipes away all my tears. Today on your birthday, I just cannot make my mind whom should I be more thankful to. To you for being a sweetheart? Or to God for blessing me with a friend like you? Happy Birthday.
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I'll always remember your birthday because it's around the same time as something more important than your birthday.
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What I don't like about office Christmas parties is looking for a job the next day.
Phyllis Diller
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I can't believe how time flies, it's your 65th Birthday, don't worry you don't look sixty five. HAPPY 65th BIRTHDAY.
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I am so very glad...very glad I am here to kiss you...happy birthday, my dear!! Happy Birthday!
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When I first got into magic, it was an underground phenomenon. Now everybody's like pick a card, any card.
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I know its not Christmas, but Santa's lap is always ready.
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Have you ever asked God for giving you one more chance to fulfil your dreams? He's given in to you in the form of a Birthday! Celebrate this day and mark it in the calendar of your life to achieve many more milestones ahead. Wishing you a very Happy Birthday.
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On the 12th day of Christmas, my Facebook gave too me, 12 stupid bi...es, 11 fake people, 10 FB hackings, 9 new po.. websites, 8 wack statuses, 7 ho.. a slurping, 6 bums a posting, 5 ignorant bastards, 4 corny birds, 3 messages, 2 ugly friends, & a girl who smashed the wholeee team.
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I once bought my kids a set of batteries for Christmas with a note on it saying, toys not included.
Bernard Manning
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I don't get much sense of reward from having discovered how to get the Foo card to coexist with the Bar card.
Jamie Zawinski
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You don't realize how much you use your credit card not even to buy things. It's a card you get so you can navigate society.
Adam Carolla
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