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Funny Boss And Secretary Quotes & Sayings
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Being the boss anywhere is lonely. Being a female boss in a world of mostly men is especially so.
Robert Frost
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Your real boss is the one who walks around under your hat.
Napoleon Hill
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"Can you not see that it is the INDUSTRIAL SYSTEM and not the "boss" which must be changed?"
Lucy Parsons
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And I particularly like the whole thing of being boss. Boss and employee... It's the slave quality that I find very alluring.
Hugh Grant
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I'm not used to having a boss. I'm the boss. I don't need the money. I'm filthy fu..ing rich!
Kimora Lee Simmons
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Being the boss anywhere is lonely. Being a female boss in a world of mostly men is especially so.
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In my house Im the boss, my wife is just the decision maker.
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That's my main flaw: I always think authority figures or my boss is going to think something I do is funny. And usually they don't.
Jimmy Kimmel
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A good boss makes his men realize they have more ability than they think they have so that they consistently do better work than they thought they could
Charles Erwin Wilson
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Don't worry, Joe. Maybe you knew it was gonna happen to me, maybe you didn't. But by the old way of doin' things... If I became boss now, I'd have to hit you in case you knew. And all of you shrug, except some of you are friends of Joe's. And one day I might do something that upsets you, so then you'll hit me. And then YOU'LL become boss. My friends, they'll hate you for that. Then somebody else becomes boss, and so on, and on... You know what I call that? Stupid. Very stupid... We're all bosses here.
Lucky Luciano
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May your boss not attend the synagogue you pretend to be going to during the Jewish holidays.
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You're the first boss I haven't wanted to push down a flight of stairs.
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Weed, drugs, clothes, and swag does NOT make you a boss. Diplomas, degrees, and jobs do.
Ritu Ghatourey
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Accomplishing the impossible means only the boss will add it to your regular duties.
Doug Larson
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Just in case you never make it onto Undercover Boss I wanted to let you know that working here sucks shit.
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A cop pulled me over and said, 'Papers...' So I said, 'Scissors, I win!' and drove off like a boss!
Unknown
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The three phrases that'll get you through life: 1: Cover for me. 2: Oh, good idea, Boss! 3: It was like that when I got here!
Unknown
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In my seven years as Secretary, we came within a hair's breadth of war with the Soviet Union on three different occasions! Twenty-four hours a day, three-hundred sixty-five days a year, for seven years as Secretary of Defense, I lived the Cold War! During the Kennedy Administration, they designed a one-hundred Megaton bomb! It was tested in the atmosphere; I remember this.
Robert McNamara
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Closing all the internet windows by the time your boss gets to your desk is like getting the keys into the door before the killer gets you.
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Canceled Facebook last night after a friend told me it posted where we had had dinner. Facebook isn't the boss I me! I'M the boss of me!!
Jennifer Carpenter
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