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Funny Brilliant Status Quotes & Sayings
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Everything is made in China. Except for babies. They are made in VaChina.
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Pride attaches undue importance to the superiority of one's status in the eyes of others; And shame is fear of humiliation at one's inferior status in the estimation of others. When one sets his heart on being highly esteemed, and achieves such rating, then he is automatically involved in fear of losing his status.
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Pride attaches undue importance to the superiority of one's status in the eyes of others; And shame is fear of humiliation at one's inferior status in the estimation of others. When one sets his heart on being highly esteemed, and achieves such rating, then he is automatically involved in fear of losing his status.
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They changed the name to 'Facebook' because 'Stalk My Ex' seemed a little too creepy.
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I hate cripple jokes. I can't stand them.
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I wouldn't need Facebook if there was a website that just told me whether or not my exes got fat.
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Why am I the weird one for browsing through your pictures? You're the one who uploaded over a thousand pictures of yourself.
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Don't have phone s... You might get hearing aids.
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Oh sorry, I couldn't hear you over the imaginary s.. I was having with you in my head.
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If a profile picture has two ppl in it, the profile belongs to the uglier one.
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I love facebook because it helps me remember what I did the night before when I blacked out.
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Roses are red, Facebook is blue, No mutual friends, Who the f*ck are you?
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Cop: Ma'am, what's in the bottle? Me: Just some water. Cop: Ma'am that's wine... Me: Jesus did it again!!
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If my name was Mario I'd get into as many relationships as I can just so I could break up with them and say, 'It's not you, it's-a me! Mario.'
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That uncomfortable moment when you're in the car and you look at the people in the car next to you. Then you realize they're already looking at you...
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The awkward moment when wikipedia has copied your homework.
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Gay people: One man's junk is another man's treasure.
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'I need a boyfriend', No, you WANT a boyfriend. You NEED water, cause you sound thirsty.
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Sisters always want back after giving, they never give and leave.
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