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The greatness of Christianity did not lie in attempted negotiations for compromise with any similar philosophical opinions in the ancient world, but in its inexorable fanaticism in preaching and fighting for its own doctrine
Adolf Hitler
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The real evidence for Jesus and Christianity is in how Jesus and the Christianity based on him manifest themselves in the lives of practising Christians.
Lionel Blue
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We must get back to a very strong Christianity... Christianity shaped America and England, and we need to get back to those moral foundations that made us great.
George Carey
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It (modern philosophy) certainly exacts a surrender of all supernaturalism and fixed dogma and rigid institutionalism with which Christianity has been historically associated
John Dewey
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Christianity is an everyday battle against temptations and evil. We are already winners...But we've got to battle until we get our prize.
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If we don't show our love to one another the world has a right to questions whether Christianity is true...
Francis Schaeffer
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I see with greater and greater clearness that consistent Christianity is the easiest Christianity to defend.
John Gresham Machen
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Christianity, if false, is of no importance, and if true, of infinite importance. The only thing it cannot be is moderately important.
CS Lewis
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Christianity has not conquered nationalism; the opposite has been the case nationalism has made Christianity its footstool.
Arthur Keith
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Christianity neither is, nor ever was a part of the common law.
Thomas Jefferson
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No Christian can be a pessimist, for Christianity is a system of radical optimism.
W R Inge
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It's funny how a hello is always accompanied with a goodbye. It's funny how good memories can make you cry, it's funny how forever never seems to last, it's funny how much you would lose if you forgot about your past, it's funny how friends can just leave when you're down, it's funny how when you need someone they never are around, it's funny how people change and think they're so much better, it's funny how some many lies are packed into one love letter, it's funny how one night can hold so much regret, it's funny how you can forgive but not forget, it's funny how ironic life turns out to be, but the funniest part of all, is that none of that is funny to me.
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The ascetism of early Christianity, which turned its back on the world of the flesh, had degrenerated, in some quarters of the Church, into hatred of those who those who brought that flesh into being. Misogyny, the hatred of women, had become a strong element in medieval Christianity. Women who menstruate, and give birth, were identified with s..uality and therefore with evil. "All witchcraft stems from carnal lust, which is in women insatiable," stated the Malleus Maleficarum.
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The ascetism of early Christianity, which turned its back on the world of the flesh, had degrenerated, in some quarters of the Church, into hatred of those who those who brought that flesh into being. Misogyny, the hatred of women, had become a strong element in medieval Christianity. Women who menstruate, and give birth, were identified with s..uality and therefore with evil. "All witchcraft stems from carnal lust, which is in women insatiable," stated the Malleus Maleficarum.
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The ascetism of early Christianity, which turned its back on the world of the flesh, had degrenerated, in some quarters of the Church, into hatred of those who those who brought that flesh into being. Misogyny, the hatred of women, had become a strong element in medieval Christianity. Women who menstruate, and give birth, were identified with s..uality and therefore with evil. "All witchcraft stems from carnal lust, which is in women insatiable," stated the Malleus Maleficarum.
Starhawk
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The practical effect of Christianity is happiness, therefore let it be spread abroad everywhere!
Spurgeon
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There is nothing in Christianity or Buddhism that quite matches the sympathetic unselfishness of an oyster
H H Munro
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My objection to Christianity is that it is infinitely cruel, infinitely selfish, and I might add infinitely absurd
Robert Green Ingersoll
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The religions are all alike, no matter what they call themselves. They have no future- certianly none for the Germans. Facism, if it likes, may come to terms with the Church. So shall I. Why not? That will not prevent me from tearing up Christianity root and branch, and annihilating it in Germany.
Adolf Hitler
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All the faults of the age come from Christianity and journalism. Christianity, of course, but why journalism?
Frank Harris
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