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Funny Cold Old Flu Sick Quotes & Sayings
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It's so cold we had to chisel the dog off a lamp-post.
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It was so cold that the Statue of Liberty put the torch INSIDE her dress.
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George washington said "We would have a black president when pigs fly!"... well, swine flu.
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Too cold to think.
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The thought of a brand new week just makes me feel so sick. Sick of school, sick of routines, sick of life .
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I hope your flu-induced hallucinations don't make you as rambling and incoherent as a Jodie Foster speech.
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I'm sick of being lied to. I'm sick of being second to someone. I'm sick of people playing with my head. I'm sick of everything
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She's so cold, she's so cold, cold, cold, I dare not touch her my hand just froze.
The Rolling Stones
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If you get horribly sick this winter, remember that I'll always be there to wish you a speedy recovery on Facebook.
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Chinese: Me not come to work, me sick. Boss: When I'm sick I have s.. with my wife, try it. Later Chinese called back: It worked. Me better. You got nice house!
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If you work in a hospital, you cant easily fake call in sick to work. Oh, you're sick? Well why dont you come in to work and we'll have a look at it.
Jarod Kintz
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I've really been sick with this cold, but I think I might have kept the columns going anyhow except I was just so low in spirit, I didn't have the will to struggle against them when my deadline was so close and I felt so lousy.
Ernie Pyle
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I'm sick of ni...s lying, I'm sick of bi...es hawking. Matter of fact, I'm sick of talking.
Biggie Smalls
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I confess that I feel so tired and sick of everything. Sick of school and sick of being alone.
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I am so sick of this. I am so sick of feeling hopeless, so sick of loving you so entirely, without anything in return.
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She's so sick of never being beautiful enough. Never being stronger, or better. She's sick of going home everyday, and wishing she was someone else. For once she wants to look in the mirror and be happy for what she sees. She's so sick of everyone telling her You can do so much better than that. Maybe she can't. And people talking behind her back. She's sick of people bringing her down and telling her that isn't good enough. But I guess all she really wants....is to be more than second best...
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It is too maddening. I've got to fly off, right now, to some devilish navy yard, three hours in a seasick steamer, and after being heartily sick, I'll have to speak three times, and then I'll be sick coming home. Still, who would not be sick for England?
John Masefield
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If you're trying to get someone who's sick with a fever off of a submarine and it's cold and raining outside, the only way in and out of a submarine, generally, is through a fairly narrow hatch.
Laurel Clark
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I am really just like, exhausted. I'm sick of life. I'm sick of people I'm just sick of everything like, I'm done.
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How many women have the courage to start properly with a cold, cold bath early in the morning? I jump in, throw the water, cold as ice, and after the first plunge I am happy.
Anna Held
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