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Funny Cold Weather Status Quotes & Sayings
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Cant stand this weather, ya cant get tanned in this weather, ya cant creep in this weather, you cant do anything girls dont come out in this weather, they stay in the house.
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I hope the colder weather won't deter you from continuing to wear slutty summer dresses to the office.
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I hope my anus and genitals roasting in 95-degree weather all day doesn't turn you off from giving me oral s.. tonight.
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Welcome to Facebook. The Weather today: An 80% chance of game requests, a 10% chance of pokes, and a 100% certainty of drama
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They should start naming hurricanes after ghetto names, cause wouldn't you be scared of a hurricane Sha'Nay Nay.
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OH NICE, so you can update your status via mobile, but you cant text me back?
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Saying I don't take my meds because they make me feel funny. Is like cannibals saying they don't eat clowns because the taste funny.
Stanley Victor Paskavich
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I love cold weather.
Seth Rogen
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I love cold, rainy weather.
Catherine Bell
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I have bad news and good news. The bad news is that it's going to drop to zero tonight. The good news is that my air conditioner is working again!
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A cold church is like cold butter, it doesn't spread well.
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My favorite winter activity is going back inside.
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I'd love to do something with you this weekend within a one-block radius of my apartment.
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I really don't like this cold weather. I prefer spring time over any season.
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Football is violence and cold weather and s.. and college rye.
Roger Kahn
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I don't like these cold mornings and warm days. Weather, make up your mind.
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When I was a kid, I used to sing, 'A, B, C, D, E, F, G, H, I, J, K, ELEMENO, P'
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Going to McDonald's for a salad is like going to a prostitute for a hug.
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May the making of snow angels not be the only time you spread your legs this winter.
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If you get horribly sick this winter, remember that I'll always be there to wish you a speedy recovery on Facebook.
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