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Funny Cold Weather Status Quotes & Sayings
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Let me be the first to tell you, drinking alcohol is the worst thing to do in cold weather. Hot soup is the best because the process of digesting food helps to warm you up.
Morgan Freeman
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Before s.... you help each other get naked, after s.. you only dress yourself. Moral of the story: in life no one helps you once you're fu..ed.
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When the goose honk high, fair weather; when the goose honks low, foul weather
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It's a recipe for disaster when your country has an obesity epidemic and a skinny jean fad.
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Spent the entire night trying to create a website for women drivers, but it kept crashing.
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The soy-bean, in particular, has proved sufficiently resistant to cold in spring and to adverse weather during summer to warrant heavy planting, especially throughout the South.
David F Houston
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My 'check engine' light came on while driving to work this morning. I looked and the engine is still there.
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Let's hope this Lent we're able to give up freezing our asses off for 40 days.
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Football is violence and cold weather and s.. and college rye.
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I just saved a bunch of money on my car insurance by switching...my car into reverse and driving away from the accident.
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All our life our parents told us not to write on walls. Facebook teaches us differently.
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To make a movie is very grueling at times. Long, long hours and cold weather.
Sanaa Lathan
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Two women placed together makes cold weather.
William Shakespeare
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The weather was turning cold and I remember that Dante was using nothing but natural light as his electric department was away, prepping the scene in the cave. We stayed on that rock for the whole day.
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Shoveling snow out of your driveway is a great justification for shoveling ice cream into your face.
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Facebook needs a Drama of the day section in my news feed.
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Facebook's timeline is my favorite way to watch girls from high school get fat.
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Congratulations!! You are the 100th person to view my status. To see your prize please click Control + W.
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Are you free tomorrow? No, Im fu..ing expensive.
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As winter weather settles in around the country, millions of American families are facing skyrocketing home heating prices with even greater impact if cold temperatures persist into the spring.
Russ Carnahan
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