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Funny Columbus Quotes & Sayings
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I can't even imagine how many indigenous people Columbus would have murdered if he didn't get Columbus Day off.
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I also hate those holidays that fall on a Monday where you don't get mail, those fake holidays like Columbus Day. What did Christopher Columbus do, discover America? If he hadn't, somebody else would have and we'd still be here. Big deal.
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Here's to Columbus getting as lost as every user of Apple Maps.
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You remind me of Christopher Columbus in that you're always discovering things people knew about years ago.
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This Columbus Day, let's apologize for our historical mistreatment of American Indians by losing money at a tribal casino.
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Let's celebrate Columbus day by walking into someone's house and telling them we live there now.
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Let's hope by next Columbus Day all Americans have better health care options than the crew of a 1492 second-hand cargo ship.
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I hate those holidays that fall on a Monday where you don't get mail, those fake holidays like Columbus Day. What did Christopher Columbus do, discover America? If he hadn't, somebody else would have and we'd still be here. Big deal.
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Every ship that comes to America got its chart from Columbus.
Ralph Waldo Emerson
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Columbus found a world, and had no chart, save one that faith deciphered in the skies.
George Santayana
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Every ship that comes to America got its chart from Columbus.
Ralph Waldo Emerson
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Columbus had all the spirit of a crusader, and, at the same time, the investigating nature of a modern man of science.
Edmund Arthur Helps
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Columbus found a world, and had no chart, save one that faith deciphered in the skies.
George Santayana
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Columbus dreamed of an unknown shore, at the rim of a far-flung sky.
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I also hate those holidays that fall on a Monday where you don't get mail, those fake holidays like Columbus Day. What did Christopher Columbus do, discover America? If he hadn't, somebody else would have and we'd still be here. Big deal.
John Waters
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I am suspicious of a holiday solely devoted to a man's inability to ask for directions...
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Here's to screwing up America so badly that the Native Americans wouldn't even want it back.
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Let's celebrate an Italian man who spread even more STDs than the cast of Jersey Shore.
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Thank god America still rewards people who miss their objectives by thousands of miles...
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America's one of the finest countries anyone ever stole.
Bobcat Goldthwaite
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