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If Python is executable pseudocode, then perl is executable line noise.
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CGI is done after the film is done. It's through the computer. Most of the film is not computer-generated special effects. Most of it is that creature that is in the room with you.
Sanaa Lathan
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We're in the computer age, the web age, and you say 'hi' and it's out there in the ether somewhere to be picked up, including your credit card details. It's happened to me. I'm terrified of the computer.
Liam Neeson
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I'd be happy if I could think that the role of the library was sustained and even enhanced in the age of the computer.
Bill Gates
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A computer once beat me at chess, but it was no match for me at kick boxing.
Emo Philips
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Like car accidents, most hardware problems are due to driver error.
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I can't uninstall it, there seems to be some kind of 'Uninstall Shield'.
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The computer programmer is a creator of universes for which he alone is responsible. Universes of virtually unlimited complexity can be created in the form of computer programs.
Joseph Weizenbaum
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Typing 'LOL' when your face has less expression than a brick.
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The ownership of computers in the home is far less than the statistics show, because usually when the computer breaks down once, that is the end of it for a long, long time. They do not have the money or incentive to get the computer repaired.
Major Owens
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The biggest hurdle to writing Fargo Rock City was that I couldn't afford a home computer - I had to get a new job so I could buy a computer. It could all change though. In five years, I could be back at some daily newspaper, which wouldn't be so bad.
Chuck Klosterman
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What do people mean when they say the computer went down on me?
Marilyn Pittman
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History always tells a story... That's why you must always clear it before your dad uses the computer!
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We also have the option of scanning in an image from outside the computer... a photo, or a sketch done with traditional tools; and we can then paint, manipulate, process, change, and further develop the image within the computer, watching our progress on the monitor.
Buffy Sainte-Marie
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It might take some here and there, but Apple's market share in the global computer business has really shrunk pretty far, and where they've been making success recently is not in the computer business but in the iPod music business.
Kevin Rollins
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Instead of doing my homework; I like to stay on the computer and worry about how much homework I have to do.
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Reading computer manuals without the hardware is as frustrating as reading s.. manuals without the software.
Arthur CClarke
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I am a slave to my computer. I hate myself when I email. Email is like a dopamine hit,you wait for it and then you get it. I gave up my computer during my last movie, Meeks Cutoff, which is a period piece and I took to letter writing. My girlfriends got some great letters. But when it ended I was back on email. Im an addict.
Michelle Williams
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I am not a computer person. I prefer to read things on paper. I don't do the computer thing; I just don't like it. I am a big texter, though. I don't talk on the phone a lot, because it's not my thing.
Jamie Lynn Spears
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One day soon the Gillette company will announce the development of a razor that, thanks to a computer microchip, can actually travel ahead in time and shave beard hairs that don't even exist yet
Dave Barry
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