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Funny Confused Joke Quotes & Sayings
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Every time I'm on the red carpet and they ask,'Who's the mother going to be? I always say Hillary Clinton as a joke. I got a letter in the mail that said, 'I appreciate your request, but I must say I'm very busy doing politics. But if the opportunity ever arises, I would be happy to do something together.
Jason Segel
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Don�t show u teeth plastic smile can�t work, take u face from the ground girl, stop wearing fraud i�m not a clown that laugh an joke.
Black Uhuru
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Any woman who chooses to behave like a full human being should be warned that the armies of the status quo will treat her as something of a dir.. joke. That's their natural and first weapon. She will need her sisterhood.
Gloria Steinem
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I think that the joke and the ghost story both have a similar set up in that you kind of set something up and pay it off with a laugh or a scare.
Simon Pegg
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I never smile when I have a bat in my hands. That's when you've got to be serious. When I get out on the field, nothing's a joke to me. I don't feel like I should walk around with a smile on my face.
Hank Aaron
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A taste for irony has kept more hearts from breaking than a sense of humor, for it takes irony to appreciate the joke which is on oneself.
Jessamyn West
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You keep opening ya grill, Im barbecuing with it. I know my shit already tight so I aint screwing with it. Some say this shit is a joke well I hope they get it.
Lil Wayne
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My life is a joke.... I'm only here for your amusement.... You'll never see the pain I feel or the tears I cry.... But anyways.... Welcome to the show....
Storm Shadowheart
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Have you ever heard a good joke? If you've ever heard someone just right, with the right pacing, then you're already on the way to poetry. It's about using words in very precise ways and using gesture.
Rita Dove
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Sorry no one understood you were making an April Fool's joke because no one thinks you have a sense of humor.
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If you'd have s.. with me tonight I'd be perfectly fine with you telling everyone it was just an April Fool's joke.
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Sorry I mistook your announcement of a ghastly personal tragedy for an April Fool's joke.
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Forgetting your birthday was an April Fool's joke unless I remembered it in which case please disregard this.
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Getting your house in order and reducing the confusion gives you more control over your life. Personal organization some how releases or frees you to operate more effectively.
Larry King
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Loving you is hard and wanting you is wrong; like a paper full of words without the melody of a song ...
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Orrin Hatch was the keynote speaker at the last meeting of the Association of American Editorial Cartoonists. He sought me out because he was a fan. I was thinking he had confused me with someone else.
Ted Rall
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The generality have considered that disease is but a confused and disordered effort in Nature, thrown down from her proper state, and defending herself in vain.
Thomas Sydenham
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There is no point in filling a woman's head up and leading her on if you don't see a future with her.
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When you HELP someone who is lost and confused. When you HOLD someone who is sad and grieving. When you HUG someone who is unhappy and hopeless...YOU TOO WILL FEEL HEALED AND WHOLE!
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IN trying to recall my impressions during my short war duty as an officer in the Austrian Army, I find that my recollections of this period are very uneven and confused.
Fritz Kreisler
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